Daily Archives: April 15, 2014

Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter: Episode 4:19

At long last the big anticipated episode with the boys trapped, arrived. Steve was on our screens for 27 minutes for this episode 419 – but unfortunately most of it in the dark 😦 . In comparison, we got to see Steve in Epi 3:19 for 29 minutes, outside and clearly visible, in the wonderful Hawaii sunshine for most of the time. 🙂

Exploring our regular categories to see how hard Steve´s actions have been on the fangirl panties this week:

1. Veinp0rn (either neck or elsewhere):


FOYeur: Oy, nothing but the big vein will do to show off how pissed off Steve is. (The roles kind of reversed for these two gentleman during the day). The finger together with the vein got me all in love lust with Steve – don’t mess with him! 😛 10

LurxGirlNot sure it’s a good thing that his stern, pissed off demeanor gets me so hot! Not ready to go all 50SOG with him, but I’d let him poke his finger at me and yell if he’d let me suck on that big vein of his. 😛 10

Average score for category 1:  10

2. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:


FOYeur: THAT FACE saying “I know people”…..just like a little boy saying, “But I do have friends” 🙂 How can anybody not love this man?! Oh and the eyebrows get  a 10.

LurxGirlThe only man on earth who’s forehead krinkles turns me into goo. His eyebrows accentuating his long, sexy nose and his pouty lickable lips are definitely a 10!

Average score for category 2: 10

3. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’


LurxGirl: Steve..in the dark…smiling…giving some tongue…*shudder* McPerv fantasy playing in my naughty mind causing a melt down in my nether regions. 10!

FOYeur: I love how Steve handles danger – he laughs in its face and keep his sense of humour. I would not mind getting stuck with him in a small space. 😳 The tongue and the chuckle with a smile combo gets a 10 from me.

Average score for category 3:  10

4. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :


FOYeur: I really think he needs to get a role, playing a wounded hero the whole time. And I would definitely apply for the job as a make-up artist on that one! And of course I would help him clean up at the end of the day as well – preferably in the shower that is …….. And it won’t be a navy shower! 😳 . And OF COURSE this FACE gets a 10 from me! 😆

LurxGirl: Wounded, dirty Steve may be the sexiest he’s been all season! Even with all the dirt and blood, I still want to smother his gorgeous face with kisses! Now, about that shower, and not a Navy shower… *sigh* His taught sore muscles relaxing under my soapy hands….tiny moans of pleasure escaping his mouth as I wash the dirt from every inch of his body…oh my…I think I need a cold shower now. 😳 10!

Average score for category 4: 10

5. Caressing the gun (may include trigger finger p0rn)


FOYeur: He really knows how to use his gun for maximum effect 😛 .  That is all I have to say 😀 10

LurxGirl: I know I should be focusing on the gun in his hand, and yes, he has my attention, but the spread of his thighs has me a bit distracted. Nothing like a quick jerk of his gun to get our attention. 😛 10!

Average score for category 5: 10

6. Doing the STRUT (modeling those pants 😛 ):


FOYeur: The swing in those hips always hypnotises me ! Is it wrong of me to want to bite those cheeks?? 😳 Oh boy, he is swaggering a 10 out of me…….

LurxGirl: Oh how I envy those pants and thigh holster. *sigh* It’s a good thing he can’t see me, because I’m licking my lips *slurp* and my hands are making obscene grabby motions. * twitch twitch* Just a little squeeze :mrgreen: This tushy tease is a 10!

Average score for category 6: 10

7. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move):


FOYeur:  Lifting slaps of concrete to free his friend – how more badass can you get?! ❤ 10

LurxGirl:   Be careful holding that! Don’t want you to crush the FOY! 😛 It’s good to know he is strong enough to lift this huge concrete (styrofoam) slab. So when I lunge into his arms, I know he can hold my weight. Damn, I wish it weren’t so dark. We missed out on some serious butt flexing. He is so sexy when Super Seal is called to action! 10 again!

Average score for category 7: 10

8. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):


FOYeur: Oh that smile of relieve ….. He found his friend. I would recover just as easily as Danny did from all his injuries, if I was looking up at that smile as well! A ray of sunshine in the rubble of despair. A definite 10 for me.

LurxGirl:   I hope if I am ever in a desperate, life dangling by a thread situation, I have someone like Steve to keep my hopes alive. You said it perfectly FOYeur, “A ray of sunshine in the rubble of despair.” His smile could make me do anything! A 10 for sure!

Average score for category 8: 10

9. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):


FOYeur: What can be more reassuring of your safety, than to be back in the arms of your lover? I wonderful sense of relief 10

LurxGirl:  I was caught off guard when my eyes filled with tears with this hug. It seemed genuine, not forced and for the first time in many episodes, I felt their love. I’m afraid to think what I will be like after 4.21. Get the tissues ready, I guess. A heart warming 10!

Average score for category 9: 10

10. The seduction of  “The Tantalizing Tushy”:


FOYeur: This man dancing with his gun gets my heart racing  every time. I would love a chance to dance with that tushy one day – a girl can dream 🙂 10

LurxGirl:  “I’m so dizzy… I’m so dizzy, my head is spinning….”
or “You spin me right ’round, baby, right ’round, like a record baby…” If season 6 doesn’t happen, there is always “So You Think You Can Dance.” 😆 His tushy is a finger twitching 10 and then some!

Average score for category 10: 10

11. Titillating us with those perky pecs and/or nudging nipples:


 LurxGirl: I prefer him wet and topless, but the rash guard is showing off his deliciously firm physique. I am again, jealous of an article of clothing. 😳 Hugging those pecs, shoulders and abs so tightly…*sigh* Lucky f*ing shirt! His pecs are a 10, but I am not happy we got Danny shirtless and not Steve! Hmmmph! :/

FOYeur: I give the nips and pecs a 10!

BUT, I really do not like this wetsuit at all {runs and hides}.

Yes, I do not! Normally I do like Alex in everything he wears and definitely OUT of everything as well, but this suit just does not suit him as well as the other ones he wore in previous seasons.  The sleeves are too long and the neck is too high – maybe it is because of my phobia for clothing that fits too tightly, especially around the neck? 😦 I want to rip that choking collar from around his glorious neck and free him from it ….and then play with those manly pecs and hard nipples 😛 !

Average score for category 11: 10

12. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:


FOYeur: He looks like a little naughty boy, having some fun. I would love to have some big boy (very very naughty big boy) fun with him! The pants get a swinging 10 from me 😛

LurxGirl: Would have liked to see him actually on the board. His body is spectacular! I wonder how long it takes to get that tight thing off of him? I hope it doesn’t tear easily, because I can’t promise to be gentle. 😛 His shoulder to hip ratio is perfection! 10!

Average score for category 12: 10

Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 100% on the Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter.

So it is official – all the planes to Hawaii were fully booked this week! 😛

 Something extra Paula made, to remember this episode by……… 😛


LurxGirl:  His survival skills are amazing! One must always replenish their fluids after long hours of vigorous love making! 😛 I quiver at the thought of his stamina.

FOYeur: I would drink from his fountain any day …… and every day 😛

Just another side note about this episode – I never really notice the music during an episode, unless it irritates me too much or if it is exceptionally beautiful to me. (I am normally to focused on Alex and whatever he is doing or saying, to notice other stuff – sorry 😀 )

As usual, I did not really notice the background sound, except for when Danny surfaced and you hear an orchestra playing the theme song of Hawaii Five-0 – absolutely beautiful! It was just too short and I would have liked to also hear it and even louder and longer when Steve came out – he is the story behind Hawaii Five-0 after all #justsaying.


Please feel free to give us your opinion of where you feel we got it right or wrong  😀

And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite “dirty boy” …….. 😛




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