Daily Archives: April 2, 2014

Our Mick – Or-gasm-o-meter: Moonlight #5

If you haven’t fallen head over heels for Mick by this episode, I am afraid you never will (and are immune to his charms 😦 ) Mick trying to put distance between him and Beth, and failing miserably. Mick finding out that his fate was not as bad as it was for this poor teenage vampire. And Mick realising Beth kind of likes him. Maybe life has some plans for him!

Let’s see how satisfied Mick left us fangirls after this first episode, after the Fever-feeding episode ……….

1. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:


FOYeur: This makes me laugh every time. Such control – makes me wonder what else he can control so well? 😛 10

LurxGirl: If any doctor puts Botox in this man’s forehead, I will get on a plane, stalk and maim said doctor for taking away one of Mick’s/Alex’s greatest features!
*Shudder* My dirty thoughts of him raising other things with such control have COMPLETE CONTROL of me at the moment. 😛 10

Average score for category 1: 10

2. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’  😛


FOYeur: Looking at call girls on the internet. Did we catch you licking your lips at the sight of some naughty girls, Mick? 😛 Should we give this a “hungry” lip-licking 10 ?

LurxGirl: Oh how I would love to be on the receiving end of that intense stare and double licking. My loins quiver at its’ orgasmic display. 10!

Average score for category 2:  10

3. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :


LurxGirl: What scares a freaking hot vampire more than fire and silver? A mob of sex crazed freshies who want to form a slut pile on him. 😛 It’s been a long time since I’ve run, but I’d be the first slut on that pile, for damn sure! 10!

FOYeur: Once again I am in awe! 10,10,10…..of course it is a 10!

Average score for category 3: 10

4. Sniffing made into a form of art – nose p0rn


FOYeur: It seems like he is drinking in that whole crowd – the whole image of Mick and that gorgeous neck is just too much for my heart!! I’ll give it a regal sniffing 10

LurxGirl: A panty pulverizing, knee wobbling, toe curling 10!
Mick in his sunnies and just his coat..MMMM…Now that’s my kind of indecent exposure!

FOYeur: Oy…. Mick the flasher. Would definitely not report him!

Average score for category 4: 10

5. Doing the STRUT

(modeling those pants and wiggling that tushy 😛 ):


LurxGirl: Thank you California sun for shining your pleasing warmth on those glorious thighs and the goodness between them! 😀
“Total Sex On Legs” 10! UNF!

FOYeur: Oh those forceful strides makes me ache – an orgasmic ache for the promise they speak off. Paula’s cruel repetition of those strides “feels” like strong rhythmic thrusts – I might have difficulty finishing this post at all! …… oh and I give it a 10, of course!

Average score for category 5:  10

6. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move – letting the inner animal out):


LurxGirl:  Ooo, you are so scary with your gun! 😆
These idiots are completely oblivious to the fact he could have killed them with his pinky. This super badass takedown is a 10!

FOYeur: I love this scene (and you did an outstanding job capturing it, Paula! – Is that a glimpse of some forbidden naked flesh? 😛 ).

This is Mick at his “human” badass best! At the risk of being boring, I can’t give it less than 10!

Average score for category 6:  10

7. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):



LurxGirlMick must have had some great teeth whitening products! His smile is electric and jolts my panties every time he flashes those pearly whites. He looks so young and adorable here! I give this “Aw, what then hell” smile a 10!  

FOYeur: The vulnerability of Mick’s heart, hits me every time I see this scene!! How can I give it anything less than 10!

Average score for category 7: 10

8. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):


LurxGirl:  Such a sweet and simple gesture…*sigh* I love you Mick St. John ❤ ❤ ❤ *sigh* 10!

FOYeur: A 90 year old gentleman showing his style – Who can resist, to adore this man to the end of time? My ❤ belongs to MICK! 10

Average score for category 8: 10

9. Titillating us with those perky pecs and/or nudging nipples:


LurxGirl: This is a delicious ensemble with the sexy v neck and snug fit at all the right places. My fingers are twitching to touch his shiny belt buckle. We can’t see the pecs and nips well here, but just the thought of them makes my mouth water. 10!

FOYeur:This is maybe my favourite outfits for Mick. Even with the thick fabric and dark colour, the promise of those hard pecs and delicious nipples are there. I think all blood has left my head …. 10 … He was just so cute in this scene.

Average score for category 9: 10

10. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:


LurxGirlOh my he was soooo frickin sexy in this scene! The bruises and the messed up hair…yummy. The look of disbelief in his eyes, the tentativeness to return the kiss and the gentleness of the kiss make him vulnerably sexy here. He is a vampire after all. 🙂 I dream of tasting those juicy lips. *sigh* 10

FOYeur: Okay, maybe it was more Beth, who was doing the doing here – but he definitely did not object to the pleasure of it. It was as if  a fantasy came true for him in that moment! Will have to give it a forbidden 10!

Average score for category 10: 10 

Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 100%  on the Mick – Or-gasm-0-meter.

Once again the combination of sexy, badass Mick kept our panties singing during this episode……. ⭐

Something extra goodies from Paula, to remember this episode by……… 😛


LurxGirl: Almost there…just a little further…oh yeah…that’s the spot! His fingers give me spine tingling chills!

FOYeur: Those fingers can do the walking on my body any day…….


LurxGirl: Two of my favorite lines, both by Beth,
“Whatever you want..” and “I fed you..”. *arm raised up to him like a bone offered to a dog.* “…with my blood, WITH MY BLOOD!” LOL
Loved this episode! Thank you Paula for the spectacular gifs and FOYeur for allowing me to be a part of this. You two do all the hard work, and I just have to ogle the goods and be the giant perv I always am. 🙂

FOYeur: The looks when Josef meets Beth for the first time really makes me chuckle.

Always ❤ having you around LG! Thanks for giving us some of your McPerving time, regardless of your busy schedule 🙂

Please feel free to give us your opinion of where you feel we got it right or wrong! 😀

And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite “older man”…….. 😛



Filed under Alex O´Loughlin, Beauty perfected, Mick wants to kiss you gently with his fangs.