Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter: Episode 4:17

So this will be our last episode for a while before we start the last 5 episodes for the season – hopefully without more breaks between them. Comparison of Steve’s time on our screens between this latest episode and last year´s Epi 4:17 = 23 minutes and Epi 3:16 = 33 minutes. Let’s blame the 10 minute difference on the William family saga 😀

Exploring the categories to see how hard Steve´s actions worked its magic on the fangirl panties this week?

1. Veinp0rn (either neck or elsewhere):


LurxGirl Double dose of YUMM! You can try to distract us with those gorgeous man hands, but my eyes are focused on those mouthwatering veins. I give them a tongue twitching 10 !

FOYeur: Neck vein porn at its absolute pulsating best …….10!

Average score for category 1: 10

2. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:


LurxGirl: OMcG, I love this man’s facial expressions! Jerry offering to get his phone…LMAO! No, this eyebrow isn’t sexy, but if we are voting on the action itself, it deserves a 10 for sure! I can’t wait for more Steve and Jerry awkwardness!

FOYeur: This is just an example of Alex’s acting abilities with facial expressions at its best – speaking volumes with the small part that is visible behind Jerry 🙂 Of course it is a 10.

Average score for category 2: 10

3. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’


LurxGirl: I am so jealous of Jerry, because he gets this full tongue from Steve so soon in their relationship. 😆 Not sure what is making my panties tingle more, the quick upward stroke of his tongue…*sigh* …or those delicious, glistening chest hairs?
Dreaming of those soft hairs brushing against my sensitive flesh as his tongue works its’ magic on me. *SHUDDER* 10 again!

FOYeur: The sun catching those few chest hairs when he moves, is getting me all excited …… I’m totally wacked in the head for sure! 😛 Oh and this is about the pink beast – I am Jerry’s greatest fan at the moment for getting so much gorgeousness out of Steve. A lip-licking 10 from me.

Average score for category 3: 10

4. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :


LurxGirl: I’m not sure anyone else could look this good in blue lighting. His eyes are mesmerizing ! Just wish his hair was a tad bit longer. The face however, is perfect, so you know what that means?…. 10!

FOYeur: 10 !!

Average score for category 4: 10

5. Caressing the gun (may include trigger finger p0rn)


FOYeur: : No caressing of the gun again, but at least we caught him touching his nose with that naked trigger finger 😀 Unfortunately not fitting the category – 0

LurxGirl: Darn it, my perfect score is ruined! Thank goodness his nose wasn’t broken by those air bags.

Average score for category 5: 0

6. Doing the STRUT (modeling those pants 😛 ):


LurxGirl Sorry Danny fans, I would have preferred a close up on Steve here. I am straining my eyes to get a closer view. 😛
Love how he has his shoulders thrown back, chest out, arms swinging, with the FOY leading the way. His swagger deserves a 10!

FOYeur: Three words – ‘Sex on legs’ –10

Average score for category 6: 10

7. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move):


FOYeur:  This is as badass as Steve got for this episode – good effort sweetie, but I still have to give it a  😦 0

LurxGirl:   Can’t believe our Ninja SEAL’s most badAss move is pouting about his truck… and pride being hurt.

Average score for category 7: 0

8. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):


LurxGirlHe is absolutely “Drop Dead Gorgeous!” with his bright smile and tiny eyebrow lift. It definitely lifted my spirits these last days of winter. I feel another 10 coming on. 😀 *fans self* It’s getting warm down under. 😛

FOYeur: For me the best smile we got in ages – laughing at Danny for doing the same with his mom that he did with Doris, by spying on her. 😆 A 10 it is!

Average score for category 8: 10

9. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):


LurxGirl:   Really hate when show kills off good people. Couldn’t Steve have radioed Duke that the guy was innocent and saved us the drama of watching him get gunned down in the street? Ok, so he ran after the girl with a gun…Dumb move, but I thought it was over kill…sorry for the bad pun. 😦
I’m sure seeing someone “innocent” being gunned down in front of him, doesn’t help Steve’s PTSD much. It was quite touching to watch him try to comfort the boy. 😥
Anyway, I should at least enjoy the glorious view of Steve’s
veins and neck. If I were breathing in my last breath, I wouldn’t mind Steve hovering over me. Because he leaves me breathless most of the time, I give this a 10 too.

FOYeur: Only time I felt anything with real feelings in this episode. Given his state of mind, I would really have liked show to use the lots of wasted time in this episode more effectively towards the overall story line and let Steve lose his cool just a little bit towards the policemen who ignored his order and started shooting! (WOW, that was a mouth full) I’m give this a heartbreaking 10. 😥

Average score for category 9: 10

10. The seduction of  “The Tantalizing Tushy”:


LurxGirl:I have decided not to complain about what could have been and enjoy what IS 😀 What his tushy IS, in these low riding trunks, IS “hand grabbing , mouth watering, delicious mounds of heaven!” Not sure if I want to squeeze it or spank it first. :mrgreen: I give it a perfectly perky 10!

FOYeur: Yup, leave the complaining to me. In an episode with so many Steve gems, we had to settle with this small bit of tushy. Dear Director, have you ever heard of a shot from behind?….. That would have been a perfect 10 because that ass is perfect, but I would have to give it a lost opportunity 8

Average score for category 10: 9

11. Titillating us with those perky pecs and/or nudging nipples:


LurxGirl:Did Jerry just check out his nips? 😆 They make a good showing, but I am greedy and wanted more. It pains me to give this a 9.

FOYeur: Oh how I missed the golf-shirt. Seeing so much more of the contours of this gorgeous body. I give it a ‘yeah for the shirt’ 10

Average score for category 11: 9,5

12. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:


LurxGirl: 😯 Beware! There is a moose loose in the ocean! Is this where the phrase “Hang Loose” came from?

It’s just my opinion, but I think they could have cut out the 10 minutes of Danny drama and played this over and over. JK…I am not a Danny hater, I just want more Steve. There can be more Danny, I just want Steve with him. 🙂 10!

FOYeur: Ever saw the movie “10”? I give this a 100x better 10 !

Average score for category 12: 10

Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 82 % on the Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter.

This could have been our best scoring episode thus far, if it was not for those two categories with a zer0 as score! We therefore suspect there were a lot of happy panties after this episode! 😛

Some extras from Paula to remember this episode by……… 😛

LurxGirl:  Thank you so much Paula for these goodies!

Top left: “Doesn’t my aSs look fabulous in these pants?” *Hitch*

FWA and Man Dents…yummy! I’d like to help remove that tape with my teeth and sooth the sting with my tongue.

He should have pulled down his pants. I know I would have given him everything he asked for. 😛

FOYeur: He is just cocky and gorgeous! Pure Perfection 😛

Please feel free to give us your opinion of where you feel we got it right or wrong.  😀

And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite “Seaman” …….. 😛



Filed under Alex O´Loughlin, Beauty perfected, Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett

19 responses to “Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter: Episode 4:17

  1. I love you guys!!! The hip cuts just make me freaking swoon, so thxx for that last gif. xoxoxo


  2. OMG – this last gif! Showing my favorite part of a (well-toned) male body (apart from the obvious… ;))! *daydream* Thx!


  3. One hell of a birthday gift 🙂
    Especially the smile and the strud ❤
    Although I do think he's losing a bit to much weight again, good thing they're having some down time soon.


  4. Pam

    Whoop whoop for a teensy bit of tat-flash in the smaller ab gif … had to watch a few times, just to check!!! 😉


  5. NINA

    J’adore sa façon de relever son polo et cette démarche féline ,son regard ……et ses muscles saillant trop sexy !


  6. NINA

    J’adore sa façon de relever son tee shirt et cette démarche féline , le regard ……et ses muscles trop sexy !


  7. vanduyn

    I love these posts girls!! Can I give #10 a 15? Cause damn dat ass is fine!! 😛 Thanks for all the goodies!


  8. It was Avery good episode 🙂


  9. This post is awesome as usual. I only want to add that he should wear a wire more often, especially in daylight. TY girls.


  10. *sigh* neck porn mmmm my fav altho I could watch him running out of the ocean all day 3!


  11. karen1228

    Great job gals! From Steve’s perky posterior to his washboard abs and the strut, the face, the tongue, ll I can say is the statue of David has met his match! Now to get Alex to pose like David….


    • buttercup4u

      Yeah and let’s do this in florence!!! That would be my dream, then I won’t have to travel all the way to hawaii to see him 😉


  12. buttercup4u

    For me, the “look I’m wearing a wire” was a total bad ass move, so unexpected, so gorgeous those abbs! Also the Scene with Kono in the blue room, I’d give it a 10, because everybody acted great and McG looked frkn hot (makes me want to be in that blue room too) !!
    It was nice of him, not to close the hoodie properly, so we had a glimpse and I’m happy they didn’t mess with the hair 😉
    Thanks for the post, great and fun to read!
    Thanks McG for the hitches and a big amount of “badge clining” (I stopped counting somewhere near 20 minutes)


  13. veniascott

    there are two things that make me smile and new H50 episode and when you ladies do your list here. I love it. Hmm I think he hit all the major points of steve and his body , so I agree on all counts. Ladies I do think that danny is learning the sexy Strut that Alex does . I think alex skills at the strut are rubbing off on him, as a danny lover as well I can say he is learning from the best, with the strut. the smile is my favorite and yes oh god yes the wet steve as well. Great job ladies your know your alex as steve and you know what we love about steve looking forward to the rest of the reviews for the rest of the season .


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