Most of you know our Steve-or-gasm-o-meter. We thought it might be a nice idea to extend our search for some more excitement towards an old-time favorite – Mick! This will be our first of hopefully all 16 episodes…. 😀
Let’s see how satisfied Mick left us fangirls after this first episode……….
1. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:
LurxGirl: I prefer him to be looking up when he uses his eyebrows. I never noticed how tired he looked in this scene until now. Mick is a master with the eyebrows, but this one is a little too quick for me. I give it a 6.
FOYeur: Maybe this was Mick still in training 😀 But as usual the eyebrow spoke volumes! For me it still deserves an 8.
Average score for category 1: 7
2. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’ 😛
LurxGirl: Oh Josef, you bring out the best and at times, the worst in Mick. The eye roll with the full tongue swipe is pretty hot, but I can’t stop focusing on Josef’s pink lips. Sorry, I am not feeling a lot from this one, but I know Mick gives good tongue throughout the season. 😛 I’ll give it a 7.
FOYeur: This was all business and no seduction. Sorry oh pink one, but this is only a 6 for me.
Average score for category 2: 6,5
3. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :
LurxGirl: Ok, now we are getting serious! My panties just ignited! I absolutely loved the lighting in Moonlight! He is perfection from his soft curls, to his haunting eyes, his stern nose, open supple lips and his tongue twitching chin dimple. His soul piercing eyes give this a 10!
FOYeur:I feel like holding my breath the whole time I look at this. Is this what we call a breathtaking 10??
Average score for category 3: 10
4. Sniffing made into a form of art – nose p0rn
LurxGirl: OOooh MMmmick….*SIGH* *SHUDDER* THUD!!
His orgasmic sniffer gives me a toe curling 10!!
FOYeur: How can someone make a sniff look so orgasmic – a 10 of course!
Average score for category 4: 10
5. Doing the STRUT
(modeling those pants and wiggling that tushy 😛 ):
LurxGirl: I am not a fan of the cream colored Henley, that does absolutely nothing for Mick’s skin tone. The only thing I like about it is how it hugs his biceps and pecs so well…yummy. Oh, yeah, this is about the strut. 🙂 I wish the background wasn’t so dark so we could get a better look at the jeans. 😛 He has good hip action and shoulder sway, but I only give this an 8.
FOYeur: Poetry in motion……..a rhythmic 9 from me!
Average score for category 5: 8,5
6. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move – letting the inner animal out):
LurxGirl: That’s right genius! He’s an F*ing Bad A$s Vampire! While HE is peeing in his pants, My panties are wet for other obvious reasons. 😛 TPD 10!
FOYeur: First time we see Mick letting the Vamp in him take control – think my panties are a bit wet for both reasons …. 😀 9
Average score for category 6: 9,5
7. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):
LurxGirl: “Because I’m not killing you.” Uh, yeah, your face is too killing me. ((THUD)) OMG, that smile is so sweet and naughty all at the same time. GUH! Say Mick, you can investigate my privates anytime you wish! 😉 This smile gets a knee buckling 10 from me!
FOYeur: Oh Beth, you just got Mick’d. Bang – a full 10 for that!
Average score for category 7: 10
8. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):
LurxGirl: “In The Arms of an Angel” comes to mind. *sigh* This is definitely one of Mick’s best hugs! His inner conflict is so palpable on his face, with the furrowed brow and kissable pouting lips. I love the way he holds her so tenderly. As if he is breathing in her warmth and life. This hug gets a warm and fuzzy 1o from me. *sigh*
FOYeur: We all know Alex is a master hugger! But this from Mick is just one of the best. If you look at how much Mick grew from the original Pilot to this moment, you get the feeling of how much of Mick’s soul became part of Alex …… Nothing less than a 10!
Average score for category 8: 10
9. Titillating us with those perky pecs and/or nudging nipples:
LurxGirl: I really think this color is awful on him, however, the nips and biceps pop right through it. I think I even see the gecko peeking through. 🙂 I really didn’t get too hot over Mick’s body. It was his movement, his seductive eyes and his sexy vampire voice that got my blood pumping every episode. The nips get a nine, but the pecs a seven. I guess 8 is my score.
FOYeur: I actually like the colour on him ….and the nips are calling my tongue and the pecks begging for a caress from my lips. I give it an inviting 10!
Average score for category 9: 9
10. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:
LurxGirl: UGH! I really hate needles, but clearly they do not bother Mick. Ok, focus Lu, they don’t show it going in. The veins on his arms are a phlebotomists dream, but I am concentrating more on the tiny ones in his neck as he relaxes. I would be making a similar face if he poked me with his big…*cough* I give the veins a 9, but that faaace…*sigh*
FOYeur: Looking at that neck, I feel like a vampire myself – dying to pounce on him and suck him dry 😳 . A satisfied (orgasmic) 10 from me
Average score for category 10: 9,5
Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 90% on the Mick – Or-gasm-0-meter.
And of course Paula made us something extra to remember this episode by……… 😛
LurxGirl:Thank you Paula for the top gif! This is why I think he is the sexiest vampire EVER! The way he moves is so seductive. The second gif is what “Mr. Sex on Legs” does to us fangirls whenever we see him walk into a room like that.
10+ I LOVE THE WAY HE MOVES!
FOYeur: Where we all want him…..on his back panting?! 😛 (With less clothes of course 😀 )
Please feel free to give us your opinion of where you feel we got it right or wrong! 😀
And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite “Pet”…….. 😛