Daily Archives: December 29, 2013

Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter: Episode 4:11

Some days they make it really difficult for us. I personally think they take great pleasure in spoiling our fun sometimes 😈 ….. sigh…… But we don’t give up so easily, so let’s try to see how fast Steve got our fangirl hearts racing this time! 😀

How hard have Steve´s actions been on the fangirl panties this week?

1. Veinp0rn (either neck or elsewhere):


FOYeur:  For me the veins on a mans forearm and hands can be some of his sexiest features. And here they are, without any effort or strain – just Steve being a sexy human of the male variety…. I give it a sighing 8 🙂

LurxGirl: I am already predicting my scores will be a bit skewed because of my busy RL not allowing me my much needed Steve/Alex time! We don’t see the veins from this view very often and I must say I agree with you, that the overshirt does nothing for our tushy viewing. 😦 However, the veins are magnificent and I give them a tongue twitching 9.

Average score for category 1: 8.5

2. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:


 FOYeur: Once again the eyebrows do the talking, so many words without a sound – I give a resonating 8 😀

LurxGirl I know this is about his eyebrow doing its’ magic, but his neck is so thick and …oh my… *wiping drool from the key board*…I could snack on his muscular flesh for hours! The eyebrow however is only an 8 for me.

Average score for category 2: 8

3. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’ (Paula’s pet name for ‘the tongue’)


FOYeur: The beast teasing us and the lip bite flipping the suspect off. Way to go Steve – something for everyone. I’ll stay with 8 here.

LurxGirl: I’m fantasizing about him looking at me like this and saying ” You have been such a naughty, naughty girl! I am going to punish you so HARD! (teehee) Hmmm…Where should I start?” A kinky 10 for me! (I warned you didn’t I? 😆 )

Average score for category 3: 9

4. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :


FOYeur:  This face is telling me so many different stories. Is it sadness, sympathy or concern? ……. All I know is I would like to provide some sort of comfort to console what I see! Oh boy, he sometimes just stirs every part of my heart…. to me it is an 8.

LurxGirl: His forehead wrinkles, orgasmic nose and pouty lips have got my panties warming nicely. He does look a little sad. 😦 I am thinking of a lot of ways to “comfort” him too FOYeur. 😉
I will also give it an 8.

Average score for category 4: 8

5. Caressing the gun car door (may include trigger finger p0rn)


FOYeur: Steve showing some affection to the Camaro – so you can guess – I am just a little jealous of that door!! Nothing but a 10 will do!!

LurxGirl: The reflection of the skyline and palm trees in the window is pretty in itself. If you listen closely, I think you can hear the Camaro purr as he grazes his nekkid trigger finger across her smooth surface. How does he make this so sexual?! I am almost embarrassed as to how long I have watched this gif! 😳 I give it a panty pleasing 10!

Average score for category 5: 10

6. Doing the STRUT  (modeling those pants 😛 ):


FOYeur: A Steve – 0 – gram on his way to your door 😛 All geared up for action for any situation…….. Let’s give it a 9.

LurxGirl: Oh yeah baby…I love how the holster is hanging so low. 😛 His hips are swaying and his @ss is bouncing…((THUD)) Imagining him nekkid with gloves, kevlar and holster strapped around that slender waist and muscular thigh. His shoulder to hip ratio is f*ing ridiculous! Another 10!

Average score for category 6: 9,5

7. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move, like spanking!):


FOYeur: Okay, not our normal badass Steve ….. but maybe I am a bit jealous of the chair :mrgreen: .  A 7 for me.

LurxGirl:😳 I am utterly hopeless! The Camaro gets the smooth hand and now the chair gets spanked! Look at his face! Does our boy like to play a little rough? Nice hip action too! It’s a 9 for me and my gutter mind. 😛

Average score for category 7: 8

8. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):


FOYeur: A shy little naughty smile, combined with some appearance from the ‘pink beast’ ……. Its got to be a naughty boy 10! 😛

LurxGirlHe is such a tease! A tantalizing 10!

Average score for category 8: 10

9. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection) BEING CHEAP 😉 :


FOYeur: Will we ever get an answer of where his money goes? Maybe a secret family for our sailor to support in every port of call 🙄 I’ll give it a twisted 8 😀

LurxGirl:  Danny was back to his old self pushing our boy’s buttons. Love the irritated look on his face. The neck vein is a delicious bonus! 8

Average score for category 9: 8

10. The seduction of  “The Tantalizing Tushy”:


FOYeur: To be honest, I think they could have found a better angle and closer shot of this gorgeousness. What are the directors thinking – concentrating on the story:grin: I’ll give it a close-up would have been better 9.

LurxGirl: Director=clueless! Disappointing, but still a 9.

Average score for category 10: 9

11. Titillating us with those perky pecs and/or nudging nipples  MASSIVE GUNS:


FOYeur: Without the T-shirts, they are really making it hard for us to keep this category….. But those arms are straining that shirt sleeves so nicely, we could not resist. I’ll give it an 8 for effort.

LurxGirl OMcG! His shoulders and arms are bulging through that dress shirt! ((finger twitch)) He looks so beautiful in this color of blue!
I miss the pecs and nips, but will give this an 8.

Average score for category 11: 8

12. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:


FOYeur: Our tough guy, not even flinching at such a gruesome sight! I find an 8 in it!

LurxGirl:  He looks thin in this shot. His nose has my focus here. I only give this a 7.

Average score for category 12: 7,5

Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 86% on the Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter.

Maybe we can say that a fair share of panties boarded planes to Honolulu this week 😛

And just to let the pleasure last a little bit longer, Paula made us something extra to remember this episode by………


LurxGirl:I could watch his long fingers tugging on his badge all day! (Yeah, you were thinking it too!) 😛

FOYeur: And  sometime like we see here, it is not just tugging, but a bit of tender stroking as well 😛


LurxGirl:PERFECTION IN BLUE! NufSaid! 10+++

Thanks for letting me McPerv with you!

Please feel free to give us your opinion on the Steve-0 factor for this episode 😀

And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with pretty boy Steve …….. 😛



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