Daily Archives: November 25, 2013

Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter: Episode 4:09

I think the previous episode made it clear that the sum of the parts was better than the parts itself added up. Although all the scenes were not ranking high, the episode came out on top. Lets see what this episode did to our fangirl hearts. 😛

Exploring the categories to see how hard Steve´s actions have been on the fangirl panties this week?

1. Veinp0rn (either neck or elsewhere):


FOYeur:  Enthusiastic Steve brings us neck vein p0rn. Sporty Steve brings us arm vein porn – This scene brought us both neck vein and shoulder vein porn! Together with all its cuteness, I have to give it 10!

LurxGirl The shoulder vein porn is such a treat! I’m mesmerized by the top of the vein, watching it appear and disappear under his ink adorned sweaty goodness. Oh Steve, we know you’ll be back in 10 minutes, but we can’t help missing you and your delicious man boobs. Oh I’m getting ahead of myself aren’t I? 🙂 10!

Average score for category 1: 10

2. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:



FOYeur: It has been so long since we saw the one eyebrow lift – I actually missed it. Lucky for me Paula see things most of us sometimes miss 😀 . Just because that face speaks volumes again with this one brow lift, I give it a 9

LurxGirl: I love Paula’s b&w gifs! He is somehow even more alluring in them than in color. Mmmm..the single eyebrow lift is so sexy! He looks like he’s expecting a McPerv to be around the corner. 😆 Can’t see his hand. Hope he is protecting the FOY! 😛 This eyebrow lift is a panty pleasing 10 for me!

Average score for category 2: 9,5

3. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’ (Paula’s pet name for ‘the tongue’)


LurxGirl: We get the full tongue swipe over those perfectly kissable lips and a sexy squint as a bonus! I would die to feel that pink beast glide across my lips, gently pressing to open my eager awaiting mouth. That was my PG rated tongue fantasy. 😉 Just a change of a word turns it to X. 😛 If the gif were in extra slow motion it would be a 10, but I’ll give it a 9 the way it is.

FOYeur: LG, I’m sure you wanted to say ‘my eager awaiting lips’ 😛 …….. I am still a bit disappointed by the way the pink beast is presenting itself so far this season……. maybe I should revise my mindset, and not expect too much seductions with it – but untill then, I give it 8

Average score for category 3: 8,5

4. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :


FOYeur: Words fail me………How can one man be so hauntingly pretty?! Nothing less than 10

LurxGirl: Paula you are a genius with your choice of gifs! I almost gasped when I saw this come up on my screen. His piercing blue eyes are warming my nether regions quite nicely. I can’t seem to keep my eyes off his mouth in these gifs. Perfectly kissable 10!

Average score for category 4: 10

5. Caressing the gun (may include trigger finger p0rn)


FOYeur: This one arm sling of that BIG gun in the air, together with the naked trigger finger, just shows the power in that wrist and the strength in that finger {{{{SHUDDER}}} …..are you thinking what I am thinking? 😳

LurxGirl: 😆  You were so flustered you forgot your rating!

I’m pretty sure we are both thinking of very similar scenarios involving wrist and finger . That loooonnnggg naked trigger finger. *quiver* I’m giving it a 9 only because Danny’s “constipated” face was distracting me a bit.> He looks like he’s scared to death with that big gun!

FOYeur: OOPS, 😳 😳 ……… A flustered 10 then! 😀

Average score for category 5: 9,5

6. Doing the STRUT (modeling those pants 😛 ):


FOYeur: The casual but cool strut….. Steve being Steve – I now it is not popular opinion, but I do not like these shirts! I much rather prefer the T-shirts with the over shirt, because to me it gave better a view 😛  This is a 7 to me.

LurxGirl:I prefer the length of a t-shirt as well and obviously the better view as a result. If he’s going to wear a button down, I’d rather him wear it alone and not as an over shirt.
I’m very conflicted. I vote “NO SHIRT!” 😆 I do love how the sun is shining on his long legs, but there isn’t much hip action here, so I give it a 6.

Average score for category 6: 6,5

7. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move):


FOYeur:  Oh My…..can he get more badass that this?! Kicking open a door, pushing a wounded perp around. I no it is not supposed to have me all flustered ….. but it does!! A definite badass 10.

LurxGirl:  Ruthless Navy Seal in action here! This,and when he was going to push the guy into the lye solution. HOLY SH*t! He was so badass in this scene! Oh my…look at his strong thighs in action…GUH! My panties surrender! 10!

Average score for category 7: 10

8. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):


FOYeur: A smile so sweet for aunt Deb – she is one lucky lady. But the again, I am glad I am not his aunt – aunts are not allowed to think and dream of him in a manner that I do 😳 I give it a cougar 9

LurxGirlI’m sure Carol Burnett was feeling pretty lucky to get her hands on this hunk! I think Alex was a little star struck with her too, judging by his interview with ET. They were great together in all their scenes! His humble sweet smile is turning me into a pile of goo. I want to pinch his cheeks…*cough*… on his face, this time. 😉 I think this is more sweet than hot, so I give it a 9.

Average score for category 8: 9

9. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):


FOYeur: This episode was so full of ‘feels’ and hard to choose just one, but this dearness between brother and sister was Steve at his best! For me it is a 10.

LurxGirl:  Someone on another blog mentioned how he looks like an old movie star in this scene. I see Cary Grant a little.
His big hand giving her a gentle squeeze on the arm is so touching. Besides that, he is F***ing Scorching Hot in that shirt and tie! He really is amazing with his range of emotions. I can’t believe this man hasn’t been awarded for his talents! I’m hoping by working with some of the high caliber guest stars, who all seem to praise his talents and work ethic, might get noticed sooner than later. I give this hug a 10 and his HOTNESS a 10+++!

Average score for category 9: 10

10. The seduction of  “The Tantalizing Tushy”:


FOYeur: It is a pity this scene is so small and so quick – again it was Paula that caught it for me. But we have to take what we can get 😀 I give it a firm 8

LurxGirl: Oh yeah, Baby!! Would have been much better in a t-shirt, and as FOYeur said, not so quick. ((FINGER TWITCHING)) 9!

Average score for category 10:8,5

11. Titillating us with those perky pecs and/or nudging nipples:


FOYeur: Because of wardrobe’s choice in clothing material, kept us from seeing any nip action. But of course we were treated to some peekaboo perky pecks …..sigh…… I give it a shy 9.

LurxGirl:I know there is no nip showing, but I just want to cup my hand around that tantalizing mound of flesh and feel his nipples harden under my touch. UNF! I’m feeling anything but shy when I see this. RRARR! This cougar gives it a 10!

Average score for category 11:9,5

12. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:


FOYeur: Steve once again showing us his full range of emotions in one scene. Of course we can’t have it all in every episode and that is what makes it so special when we do get the chance. 10!!

LurxGirl:I already said how much I loved these two together. This was a great scene! I’m giving it a 9, not because he wasn’t fantastic in it, but it didn’t rev my engine too high.

Average score for category 12: 9,5

Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 92%on the Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter.

We suspect there might have not been a dry eye (or panty) left in front of the TV with this episode! 😛

We celebrate our new categories, with this something extra Paula made to remember this episode by……… 😛


LurxGirl:Don’t we all wish we were that hand?! JUST YUMM!! Thanks again Paula for all the goodies!

FOYeur: I so wish this was done with a slow hand…….maybe we should ask Paula for a slo mo shot next time.. 😀

Please feel free to give us your opinion of where you feel we got it right or wrong – Is 92% to high or to low?! 😀

And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite “weekly pleasure” …….. 😛


Paula here. Ahem…slow mo action? Here, just for extra perving 😉

409-slow-tongue 409-slow-butt


Filed under Alex O´Loughlin, Beauty perfected, Hawaii Five-0, Steve McGarrett

409 – triple squees and a meow

Here are some more 409 treats to make your night, perhaps, more enjoyable.


Take a deep breath, and jump right in.

I´m getting torn between a shirtless Steve and a crisp white shirt with dark suit McG! The agony!


 “Kevlar” 😉



Did you spot Scott spitting?! Eewww…

Brief glimpses of bulges and almost nips. I wanna play with Steve too!


Oh, it´s the weird kitty again. Sorry for the intrusion.

animated-cat1It´s ok, you can breath again.



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