As far as we could see, there was a general all around good feeling about this episode. But of course our biggest concern is, how much did it affect our fangirl ………. heart rates? 😛
So what happened during this weeks episode in each of our categories?
1. Veinp0rn (either neck or elsewhere):
FOYeur: There were such a lot of vein p0rn scenes to choose from in this episode. This one made the cut because of the combo of neck vein and arm vein together in one shot. For me the combo can’t get less than 10 😀
LurxGirl: I want to press my mouth against that huge neck vein and feel the “woosh woosh” under my tongue. Also loving that tiny little vein below his tat. It’s a throbbing 10 for me!
Average score for category 1: 10
2. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:
FOYeur: The cuteness of this FACE!! No real eyebrow work here, but those lifted brows are stirring something way down somewhere…….. 😛 Lets give it a cuteness 7.
LurxGirl: He is all kinds of pretty here, but I’m not sure the eyebrows are doing much for me here. His neck is very inviting however. I’m loving the jacket with the turned up collar. I might get my tongue caught in that zipper though. I’d give it a 6.
Average score for category 2: 6,5
3. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’ (Paula’s pet name for ‘the Alex tongue’)
FOYeur: Again no real tongue action in this episode. Just a few teasing peeks …….. I give it a 5 because it is so shy. 😀
LurxGirl: Has Alex tamed the “pink beast?” Because, we are getting way too few sightings of it as of late! Again, his neck looks delicious and you can only imagine what that nostril action is doing to my silly “nose fetish” panties. 😛 I’m going to give the PB a 6, but the nose gets an 8 , at least. 🙂
Average score for category 3: 5,5
4. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :
FOYeur: Boy oh boy ….pure perfection! 10
LurxGirl: Can you hear that? I believe it is the heavens singing. 🙂
Alleluia! 10! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
Average score for category 4: 10
5. Caressing the gun (may include trigger finger p0rn)
FOYeur: Steve was working the gun in so many scenes this episode. It made it real hard to decide on just one. For me there where a few reasons to choose this one. Holding the gun with so much concentration, accentuated by the sight of vein p0rn in both the neck and arm. The patched up arm and the T-shirt moving in the wind ….. caressing his skin….. oh yes….. I forgot, it is about holding the gun – I give it an 8 for that.
LurxGirl: I do like it when he isn’t wearing gloves because of the manly veinp0rn on his hands. Also, his shoulders are magnificent when he holds his gun up like that! If I can factor in the neck veinporn and the blood, I’ll give it a 7.
Average score for category 5: 7,5
6. Doing the STRUT (modeling those pants 😛 ):
FOYeur: BAMF – strut, dressed in Kevlar, with all the boys following him 😀 Be still my heart! I think it is an 8
LurxGirl: I know we can’t see his pants much here, but the BAMF way he has his shoulders thrown back and he’s swinging his arms, is so frickin sexy! His “Don’t F*** with me” face is almost as HOT as his CFM face. 😛
I sincerely hope he wears that gray t-shirt again this season, because DAMN! it was hugging in ALL the right places! I give this a 9, only because of the lack of visible FOY in the strut. We may not be able to see it, but we know it’s there!
Average score for category 6: 8,5
7. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move):
FOYeur: This is so cool. 😎 I keep staring at it, wondering what it would feel like …… 😛 I think it deserves 8
LurxGirl:I agree, this is cool. Nick Jonas really played his part well, because I seriously wanted to kick his @ss at this point. If I ever get a choice how I will be “cuffed by McGarrett” …hmmm…on my knees wouldn’t be all that bad. A nice cozy mattress and a bed frame would be most ideal!! I give it a 9 because of his thigh action. 😛
Average score for category 7: 8,5
8. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):
FOYeur: That smile brightens up any room and any day …….. just as his face lights up, my mood gets improves! For me it is a 9
LurxGirl: Loved this scene! Grover was so annoyed by shirtless “hacker boy” and Steve laughing at his expense was even more of a treat. I have to admit, Chi is a master of making faces too. Love their chemistry! The “Alex like” smile is very refreshing after Steve scowled the entire first 15 minutes of the show. He has the perfect profile and I’d love to nibble on that chiseled jaw! NOM NOM 9
Average score for category 8: 9
9. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):
FOYeur: Unfortunately this was an episode without hugs or showing physical kindness. 😦 For me this gesture of goodwill towards Grover (telling the Governor it was not his fault) was really sweet, although not really up there with the best we have seen yet – therefore I give it 7
LurxGirl:It truly is a shame when there is no McG hugging in an episode. 😉 The gesture of mutual respect was a nice way to end their adventure. I give it a 6.
I really did like this episode, but for once I enjoyed it for more than just Steve’s hotness. Kudos to Chi and the writers for entertaining me as much as Alex always does, and Steve didn’t even have to take his shirt off. 😉 Let’s not make that a habit. The shirt thing, that is. 😆
Average score for category 9: 6,5
10. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:
FOYeur: This man is a NATURAL RIDER…….thats all!! 😛 Of course it is a 10
LurxGirl:So much power between his legs!! *shudder* ((THUD)) 10+++
I think the only way he’d look sexier is if he were dressed like Indiana Jones with the hat, linen shirt and tanned leather jacket.
Average score for category 10: 10
Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 82% on the Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter.
So although this episode gave us all the right feels, it did not get a score above 90% . But I am sure there were a fair amount of panties running off to book flights to Honolulu! 😛
I tried, but Paula just kept on making more extra’s to remember this episode by………. 😀
LurxGirl:Holy Crap, this looks really difficult and he makes it look like it’s nothing! I’ve watched it so many times, I just noticed his bandage is too high on his arm. 🙂 What I DID NOT miss was how much I love wardrobe for those pants, for SO many reasons, 😯 and that gray shirt!!
LurxGirl: Pants Appreciation!! That is all!
LurxGirl:Did I mention I love the pants?! The FOY must be happy to talk to Danny. 😯
FOYeur: What can I say, this episode will definitely be remembered ! 🙂
Please feel free to give us your opinion of how you feel about this episode. 😀
And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite “Commander of Desire” …….. 😛