Daily Archives: November 15, 2013

Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter: Episode 4:07

Once again we studied this weeks episode intensely to see how hard Steve has been on the pedals of our Steve-0r-gasm-0-meters ……..

Lets see if there are any panties left in other places than on all the planes to Hawaii?

1. Veinp0rn (either neck or elsewhere):


FOYeur: I know some of you don’t get the ‘Vein P0rn’ thing – it is not everybody’s THING. But the veins sometimes just surprise me when I least expect it – pushing the excitement buttons kind of hard. For me again this is just pretty – but not totally mind-blowing yet. I give it a 7

LurxGirl: They are really bulging in this gif! Too bad the table is so damn high and for the darkness of his pants or we may have seen even more…bulging…that is. 😛 Not exciting me too much either. I know that will change shortly. 🙂 I agree with your 7.

FOYeur: {{{{MIND FOG}}} Did somebody use the word bulging?? Should I change my score? 😀

Average score for category 1: 7

2. Letting the eye brow(s) do the work:


FOYeur: Steve’s faces every time he was with Mary and Joan, were just priceless – these eyebrows are so cute, nearly naughty 😛 . For me it is a 9.

LurxGirl: I loved this scene. When he said “..in the middle, in the middle…” I was wondering if it was intentional. Either way he is so stinkin’ cute here. He looks playful and yes, like you said “naughty” For some reason I just want to lick his chin dimple in this gif. I love his animated faces! I give it a 8

Average score for category 2: 8,5

3. Teasing us with the ‘pink beast’ (Paula’s pet name for ‘the tongue’)


FOYeur: Even the pink beast is happy to see the Fong. 😀 Still the tongue is not used in its usual sexy manner for me – maybe I am just not in the right mood? 😦 I give it 8

LurxGirl:  “Hurry up Fong, I have to pee!” That’s what first came to mind when I saw this. 😆 I then just focused on the “pink beast” Is it just jutting in and out? Does he swipe it slightly across his lips from one side to the other? Yeah baby, wet those beautiful lips. Oh my..it is getting warmer in here. There’s that damn chin dimple again. I must focus! 8 it is.

Average score for category 3: 8

4. Haunting us with ‘Dat FACE’ :


FOYeur: I actually stopped breathing when I first saw this scene – Breathtaking in the true sense of the word! Nothing else but a 10 works here for me!

LurxGirl: What? … Where am I? …*picking myself off floor* I think this may be the most beautiful he has ever looked! I can’t stop staring at him! I love the brown button down! 10+ !

Average score for category 4:10

5. Caressing the gun (may include trigger finger p0rn)


FOYeur: I know that trigger finger is not supposed to do anything for a ‘normal’ girls panties – lucky for me, I am far from being normal. Working that gun with that naked trigger finger like it is an automatic weapon, got me all hot and bothered. I give it an abnormal girl 10  😈

LurxGirl Mmmm…gets me a little warm down under thinking about how strong that trigger finger is. It might be a little rough and callused from all the friction. 😯 However incredibly dangerous and insane it would be, I’d love to feel his forearms contract as the gun recoils. Those muscles are ridiculous! I give it a 9.

Average score for category 5: 9,5

6. Doing the STRUT (modeling those pants 😛 ):



FOYeur: The scene at the zoo, in the brown clothes was just awesome, but I must say the swagger in the second gif, with the arms swinging like that just DID it for me! I give it a sex-on-legs 10!

LurxGirl: Firstly, I want to chew the buttons off that brown shirt! His shoulders are looking even more spectacularly broad now that his waist is so slender and his hips and thighs are perfectly sculpted!
I agree with you about the swagger in the second gif. I think when he walks on grass and other uneven surfaces, he really swings his hips and thighs to keep better balance. He HAS to know how sexy he is when he walks. Sometimes I think he does it on purpose! Even with the dark pants, the FOY could not help but show how much it was enjoying the ride. DAMN HE IS HOT!! TEN!!!

Average score for category 6:10

7. Kicking down doors (or people or some other bad@ss move):



FOYeur: Steve treading lightly 😀

Any badass move starting with Steve shoving a big dude against a wall and ending in a peek of the back tattoo gets 10 from me 😎 !

LurxGirl: All that is missing in the first gif is the long hair and fangs…I really see Mick coming through BAMF Steve.
**Bonus Veinp0Rn!!**

Mmm…baby got back! I think I blacked out for a minute watching dat @ss bounce. I bet his skin is so soft right above his tushy…((TWITCH TWITCH)) …*sigh* 10++

Average score for category 7:10

8. Mesmerizing us with that smile (sometimes even a laugh or just by being cute):


FOYeur: I think that smile and laugh was done with a lot of relieve. 😛 I think every guys’ worst nightmare is an abandoned baby on his doorstep. 😀 I really suffer to stop staring at all his faces from this episode…….. if he keeps getting more gorgeous with every episode this season, I will need a lot of heart tonic to survive …… sigh…….. Oops, I actually forgot to give it my roaring 10

LurxGirl: I love Steve and Mary together! Such a sweet smile *sigh* He looks relieved and a bit embarrassed, so how can he still light up my panties like a Christmas tree?! You may need to smuggle some of that heart tonic over seas to me FOYeur, or I will be pushing daisies really soon. 🙂 If he keeps this up, we may have to extend or scale to 20. 😆 So I guess for now, it is a 10!

Average score for category 8:10

9. Dishing out hugs (or other acts of kindness or affection):



FOYeur: I counted 8 different babies in this episode. But this little cutie just got the best out of Uncle Steve. – As I said earlier, my poor heart! No surprise here with my 10, then! (AND yes. I am totally jealous of this little sweetheart in his arms 😛 )

LurxGirl:  Why do I suddenly start thinking in baby talk when I see this? I can feel his hand rubbing on her sweet little back and I simply adore her bashful face when she just can’t take anymore of his beauty. **SIGH** She is so precious, and the sweet touches and the nose squish are more than I can take! Oh baby girl, someday you will see this and I hope you can appreciate how lucky you were to be caressed by our sweet Steve/Alex. **Sigh** I have watched this scene so many times , I am not sure my heart can survive another scene like this.
I am predicting a baby boom amongst the fangirls in 9 months, either that or there will be some very satisfied significant others.
In my case, I am glad I already had my babies, and I have plenty of batteries stocked up for the rest of the season. 🙂
It’s an obvious ovary obliterating 10!!

Average score for category 9:10

10. Doing something hot that you won’t find in every episode:


FOYeur: So it looks like he is giving out badges for services in the bathroom – 😛 Not something we see every day. But of course this is just here for the happy trail AND the happy trail will always get a 10 with me!!

LurxGirl: **Deep breath** We are nearing the end…I can make it…I know it 🙂 If having sex with this man is anything like the marathon of emotions I have gone through this episode, I’m not sure I’d survive, but I’d die with the biggest frickin smile on my face. 😀
I know I have read way too much E rated fanfic, because when he reached into the drawer, I thought he’d pull out s#x lube. 😳
I want to suck on those hip bones! Our man, au natural, deserves a 10 +++ !!!

Average score for category 10:10

Adding up all the averages of each category, we give this episode 93% on the Steve-0r-gasm-0-meter, with a lot of extra +’s from LG.

Anything above 90% means that every single plane to Hawaii are fully booked with fangirl panties!!

Thanks  again Paula for spoiling us with a little something extra to remember this episode by……… 407-happytrail2

LurxGirlMussed up tummy hair…YUMM!! and those thumbs must be getting tired …UNF! 😛

FOYeur: So what is the time limit before it becomes creepy to keep staring at this gif ………….. ? 😳

Please feel free to give us your opinion of where you feel we got it right or wrong! 😀

And always remember, this is just us, having some fun with our favorite fantasies about our “object of desire” …….. Steve! 😛


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