“Undressing Steve” (No 5) – Episode 1:02

After covering the Pilot and some other random episodes, we thought it might be a good idea to continue our fun with Steve, covering (or uncovering) the second episode of Hawaii Five-o. I just want to add here, that watching this (and even writing this), made me very nostalgic! Come join us and remember this is just for fun, because we are simply, naughty fangirls! 🙂

Time Frame:

Less than 24 hours. (And as usual I was in total awe of what our super hero’s accomplished in one day! 😀 )

Requirements:

  • Steve going for his daily swim
  • A day of chasing bad guy’s, scaring a family in an elevator, climbing, swinging, fighting, shooting, running…..
  • And honouring their lady and rookie as proper gentlemen and officers …….

Writers:

Sarah Goldfinger – She was co-producer of 9 Hawaii Five-0 episodes and this was the first of 2 that she wrote. (BTW, she sounds like a ‘Bond’ girl, or something 😛 )

and Paul Zbyszewski – He was co-producer of 31 episodes of Hawaii Five-0 and wrote 9 – this includes Season Finale’s for S1 and S2 and also the first episode of S2. (Powerful stuff in my book)

Director:

Brad Turner

– He was executive producer on 23 episodes of H5-0 and he directed 8 of them. (In my opinion he directed some of the best as well as some of the worst episodes of Hawaii Five-0)

This is Hawaii, surely everybody goes for a swim every morning! We are introduced to Steve’s blue swim trunks (I think I miss those trunks 😛 ):

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LaHagela: Sweet Baby Jesus, this was only episode 2, the pilot had been filmed months before. I wonder how many of the female crew needed smelling salts after watching him emerge from the water? I think there was a collective “hmmmmm” heard around the world that night (accompanied of course with lip licking)

FOYeur: I am pretty sure it is ‘only’ Steve (and not baby Jesus) swimming here – Paula, where did you get the footage? But it is definitely a sight for sore eyes. Watching this for the first time, I was kind of sure we would be entertained with this type of display quite often during the show over the years – boy did I get that one wrong! 😦

Just to remind y’all, this is the introduction of the tan cargos:

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LaHagela: I love the tan cargo’s and I will not hesitate to say exactly why…..his ass looks awesome and it looks like he’s packing an armadillo for his bag lunch. Urgh!! I hate him. But on another note is that shirt brown? I like……Look closer! There is no blue in this entire frame!!! Ah, the good old days!

FOYeur: I am not entirely sure whether we ever see the brown shirt again (we will have to cover that, when we go through the rest of the episodes). From the looks of it, we might be entertained with it in the Finale of S3 again. For me the tan cargo’s speak for themselves, no commentary needed 😛 !

Inspecting the crime scene – the cargos proofs itself as suitable attire to do the job of police work:

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FOYeur: I actually wanted a moving picture here to show how flexible those cargo’s are, to do the job of squatting – but Paula said something of not good frames for a gif – so you will just have to enjoy this one as it is!

Beautiful camera angle:

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LaHagela: Who doesn’t love the tan cargos strut? I could stare at him leaving a room all day long…..I could also stare at him entering a room all day long, because yes, he should be a model and Carlotta Moye needs to get this man back in front of her camera STAT……the camera loves him, and he knows exactly how to work what he’s got going on…..and in those pants it’s obviously a lot. It’s too bad that when he was a young struggling actor back in Oz he didn’t do whatever their version of Playgirl is…….

Okay I’m back, my thoughts got away from me there for a bit.

onward ho!

FOYeur: Is Playgirl a fashion magazine :razz:? …..because this is all about the clothes here, nothing else! I just want to know what happened to this type of angle shots. Did they get lazy?

The FACE:

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LaHagela: I hate his face, it’s completely relentless and unfair. And then those stupid eyebrows displaying all those emotions. Eyebrows are obviously underused by the rest of the world y’all. And the hair, the hair was sooo perfect……..the top is kinda bed head-ish……hmmmm.

FOYeur: I specifically added this “non” clothing picture for us all to just enjoy the pure beauty of S1 Steve. Why do they cut his hair so short now?………I wanted to say so much more here, but I just keep staring and this will never get done if I dwell on this FACE any longer!

Wedgie?

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Paula: It looks like he is inhaling those, oops. On another note, I hope we soon get to see Egan´s and Alex´s butt burbees. I want glutes like that! Well, I would rather watch him give those a good work out. Who wouldn´t…

FOYeur: The cargos did seem to crawl up that ass a bit too much in those early episodes.  (Makes me wonder what type of underwear Steve used in the early days? – any ideas? 😛 )

Danno getting the “finger”?

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Paula: The glutes are working nicely, but boy does that vest look teeny tiny on him. There´s no protection on his lower back!

FOYeur: Very basic and “tiny” Kevlar for those early days. (Just to McNerd here a bit – Kevlar was developed by a woman!)

Should I be a model?

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Paula: hee, I spy with my pervy eyes something beginning with F…FUN! Oh this was about modelling, sorry.

FOYeur: He definitely have all the modelling moves. I am pretty sure he will be accepted as model for any type of clothing line. (Maybe even underwear?! :razz:)

The tribe (task force) gathering around their computer table or is it a table computer?

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Paula: P Lenkov´s angels! I like how they lined them in order of hotness 😉 If only Alex had had his hands on the table too, this shot would´ve been a H50 classic.

FOYeur: That cargo pants pockets really are DEEP. It is a ‘Alex’ thing that Steve used to do a lot in those early days. I think he let it go a bit during the seasons – yet another thing for us to check while we “uncover” the rest of the episodes.

The men to the rescue!

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Paula: The tan cargos once again proving their sight worthiness. Steve sure puts those buttons to extreme test. Still holding, damn…

FOYeur: Yes, those cargos surely proof their worth every time they are put to the test!

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LaHagela: I can’t think of a single other actor that wears Kevlar so well. I know it has an effect on most of us. Is it a primitive He-Man thing? I know looking at him and his guns holding that gun (and making it look sooo tiny in his big hands) is a total mental throwback to the battle of the fittest surviving and all that……..Shit…..I’m sidetracked AGAIN. Damn his biceps.

FOYeur: One of Steve’s accessories – his gun. To me it looks like he is going to squeeze the life out of it – I think I have gun-envy! 😛

Rising to the occasion:

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LaHagela: Um, yeah, I got nothing, he should shimmy up a ladder every episode, in tan cargos…..only tan cargos.

FOYeur: Yes, like the blue trunks, I thought this was something we would see every other episode as well. (A pity that Mick could jump so high – it would have been nice to see him “rising” to the occasion like this in Moonlight as well) Oopsie – this is about Steve……..All about Steve – who is Mick?! 😀

A job well done:

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Paula: Steve sure likes to kick his legs around, probably trying to adjust the FOY. It is known to get easily agitated, needs regular playtime and running with Steve all day long is not always  it´s idea of great exercise.

FOYeur: I think one of our friends call it “stomping”. Whatever he is achieving with it…..it is nice to watch – just like everything he does. Mundane things just become so much more fun with him……

The men all suited up to honour their lady: (One of my all time favourite moments ever on the show!)

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LaHagela: Dress Blues, which we have learned are not just super dark blue, they are in fact black, but really, who cares? This man rocks a suit (when it’s fitted properly, yeah you wardrobe, I’m looking at you!)…..crap and there’s that damn eyebrow again…..I most go rest now. Crap, I’m out of batteries…..again.

FOYeur: Sigh…….I do not have anything useful to say here – maybe something like, “you can leave your hat on” ………..! 🙂

Once again, thank you for indulging our fun with ‘Undressing Steve’ – we promise next time we’ll talk more about his clothes! 😛

41 Comments

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41 responses to ““Undressing Steve” (No 5) – Episode 1:02

  1. Maria Joaoi

    Ladies thank you so much, you made my day that was pretty crappy until now since I’m dealing with a bad cold and fever.
    Paula I agree with you about the order of hotness of the guys ( I really don’t like blonds), And Foyeur I’m with you, I miss those blue swimming trunks and a shirtless Steve.-

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  2. Karen

    Ladies, I am SPEECHLESS! aldkdkgjdfkjvnvakljfeiorjanvkjfaoedirj902312073435!!!
    ENUF!! I can’t wait for No. 6!! TY for making my afternoon!

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  3. kiwi

    Ah the good old days, they are missed.

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  4. ACA- and how !!!!! So Droolicious. Thank you ladies

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  5. yeah the mysterious wedgie from 1.02… I think a combination of that huge wallet in the back right pocket & a belt… and a bad cut of pants. I have massive hearts for the tan cargos, but I think they started out shaky, got better with time!! 😉 Love this trip down memory lane! Thanks ladies.

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    • FOYeur

      SJ, I think it might not be the cargos that got better fitting with time, but maybe the underwear type was re – thought (Is that a word?) 😀

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  6. VickiSue

    I really don’t believe in the early days undies were worn, sometimes it was VERY obvious, I zoomed and slo-moed my dvd a million times, its like hello big willy:) Love the cargos and miss them, but the new tight white pants oh yeah!!

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    • Someone else mentioned the exact same thing, no undies. But how did the wardrobe changes work, with the girls thudding while he got in and out of them? Did he really have to button up them himself?

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  7. Very nice compilation! In fact, I think I need to scroll back up and check it out again…for accuracy sake.

    Also THIS—->> “There is no blue in this entire frame!!! Ah, the good old days!”

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  8. Manu

    Just one word (OK two) THANK YOU 🙂

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  9. Maria Joaoi

    Maybe its my fever but it seems that he went commando on that ep.

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  10. Since this was written I have been practicing using my eyebrows to try and create a greater depth to my facial expressions…..so far it’s just creepy
    [video src="http://static.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vid1264.photobucket.com/albums/jj500/LaHagela/VID_20130429_155739_215_zps118c6fbf.mp4" /]

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  11. Ontlls

    😦 not happy, you missed out my favourite scene and that look.. That look that made me stop, and rewind it.. That look!! Oh that gorgeous look, and those Eyes..

    Thanks to screencaps aithine.org.
    Love that cargument.. when Danno says “So if you are going to be the shoot first and ask questions later type of a guy, I would at least like to be consulted so I know when to duck. ”
    and Steve looks at him and sighs “Okay”

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  12. lurxgirl

    Good Lord, I’ve watched the “stomping” gif so many times. I’m not sure, but I think I see some “mist” or something to the left of his gorgeous @ss?? FOYeur, am I the “friend” who called it “stomping” first? I think I first made the comment “If he’s hung like ‘one’ (a horse), then he can stomp like one.” Those tan cargos are molesting him in that pic! Naughty cargos…smart cargos! ACA about the commando!! Paula, it would make wardrobe changes very interesting! 😯 If I was in wardrobe, I’d probably be fired for trying to “help” him button his cargos or for stealing them after he took them off. I’d sleep with them…make a pillow case out of them or something. 😉
    I will never forget the jolt to my ovaries when first seeing wet McG emerging from the ocean in those blue boardies! Damn you PL for giving us such false hope! 😦
    The pic of his faaace….adkdjdhhskshhkdkhfhl….his hair…ummm…he looks….ummm…well f*cked.. 😯 Sorry, I am so naughty tonight. I need a good spanking. 😛

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    • FOYeur

      LG, I thought it was you that got the stomping thing, but I was to lazy to find the original comment (I sometimes get confused between what you CG and even I say :razz:)
      And that is smoke you see, because the building just exploded – or maybe it was a fangirl that suffered from instantaneous combustion after he walked by! 😀
      And I am sure Steve will oblige you with some dissipline….

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  13. KarinA

    Marvellous!
    You have such a great way with words and pics/gifs so the combination is almost to much, but don’t let it stop you – more please!
    You even managed to get the only of my countrymen (actorwise, not characterwise) to be seen on the show show (at least the only one I have spotted), he sure makes the bad guys good (or do I mean bad??)… – extra thanks for that

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  14. Amanda

    Ladies, ladies, what can I say other than, thank you, thank you, thank you.
    As ever I loved it! ❤

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  15. Kimphin1

    The investigative reporting here is FABULOUS. I miss the tan cargoes … and the blue bathing suit (even if it is blue – still miss it) and the brown polo!!!

    Justine – while working out your eyebrow muscles, just be careful of wrinkles.

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  16. Marta

    Foyeur, i’m sorry comment just today but it’s better late than never. I love this subject and you really give us a complete study about it. The 1.02 episode gave us false expectations for Steve’s clothes line. Opening with beach shorts (casual look) = wet Steve (that torso leave us breathless), then the tan cargo pants (office clothes) = action Steve (that face and physical structure that keep us staring) and ending with the dress blue suit (formal dressing) = charming Steve (that smile and those eyebrows that drive us crazy) . We thought it would always be so. But unfortunately not always have everything we want. After seeing your comment now I can only mumble the Joe Cocker’s song “you can leave your hat on ….”. Thank You.

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  17. Melissa

    I was just catching up with all this analysis.
    BTW analysis on the: “It looks like he is inhaling those, oops” and “The cargos did seem to crawl up that ass a bit too much”, reminds me those beautiful days when commando rule episodes of H50 and Steve moves like Jagger all his front 😛
    gosh! those where the best episodes ♥
    I enjoyed this report so much.
    Im 100% he was commando, and never try to get that away from me 🙂

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  18. me encantaron los recuerdos de estas imagenes 🙂

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  19. AnnieOakley

    I could watch that swimming gif all day – those arms, the long strokes, the kicking feet, that space between his belly button and that little white bow…. whoa. ***so hot in here***

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  20. buttercup

    That epi was just pure perfection! Steve answering his phone with “yes, governor”, (Steve pushing the lift button with his gun) Danny’s “you have a amazing way with children” Steve “what?” and Chin’s “ladies!”! I can’t start talking about the “undressing”, jeez, it’s too much 😆 but thanks ladies, it’s always a pleasure to read your comments and enjoy the pics!

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