Old Posts, New Spam

For me going through our spam box every day produces a lot of fun. – What can I say, I am easily entertained! 😀 We thought it could be a fun idea to once again entertain you with some of our old posts and the spam comments they got. Most of the fun comes from seeing the picture or article that the spam was posted to, because they do not always fit, but sometimes they just fit perfectly. I am also amazed at how long some of these spam comments are and how weird the sentence construction are! (Sounds a lot like me sometimes, when I am tired and the English just does not want to flow easily :grin:). Hope you also enjoy it!

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Spam comment for the picture above:

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Us: What does sanat mean?

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Spam comment for the picture above:

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Us: Do not have a clue what those last sentences mean!

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Spam comment for the article and one of the pictures used in it above: (Please click on the name to find the article)

Hello. fantastic job. I did not imagine this. This is a impressive story. Thanks!

Us: Serving Alex Nom Noms is always impressive! 😛

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Spam comment for the picture above:

If I hadn’t discover this blog site, I would not know that such excellent blog sites exist.

Us: Thank You! 😀

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Spam comment for the picture above:

I’m so fortunate that I stumbled upon this blog site.

Us: We are fortunate to be sharing this wonderful man with you!

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Top post. I look forward to reading more. Cheers

Us: Hope to be posting another ‘Undressing Steve’ soon!

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F*ckin’ amazing things here. I am extremely glad to see your post. Thanks a great deal and i’m looking forward to contact you. Will you please drop me a mail?

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For some reason this photo got a lot of attention from the spam comments, (Maybe it was the young Alex drawing them in 😀 )

Spam comments for the picture above:

I’m extremely impressed with your writing skills and also with the layout on your blog. Is this a paid theme or did you customize it yourself? Anyway keep up the excellent quality writing, it is rare to see a nice blog like this one these days.

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I simply needed to thank you very much once more. I am not sure the things I could possibly have sorted out without the advice contributed by you relating to that theme. It has been a very troublesome dilemma for me personally, but taking a look at this professional fashion you treated it made me to cry with joy. I am just grateful for this work and hope that you really know what a powerful job that you are accomplishing teaching many others all through your websites. I am sure you haven’t got to know any of us.

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whoah this blog is wonderful i love reading your articles. Keep up the great work! You know, many people are looking around for this information, you could aid them greatly.

Us: Still can’t believe this one picture got so many spam comments (this is not even half of them). But we love them all – keep it coming!

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Spam comment for the picture above:

hello you have a great blog. I wanna say thanks for posting this interesting articles with us. Keep up this good work.

Us: We promise!

Spam comments for the article and some of the pictures in it above: (please click in the name to find the article)

Children’s tooth development begins while the baby is in the womb. Teething usually occurs between the ages of six and nine months. Children usually have their full set of 20 primary teeth (milk teeth, baby teeth or deciduous teeth) by the age of three years. At about the age of six years, the first permanent teeth erupt (push through the gum).

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Us: They are all so funny, when you look at what the slurp really was all about! 😆

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Us: Whatever…… 😆

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Celebrations time! Happy Birthday Andr3a!

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Spam comments for the article and some of the pictures in it above: (please click in the name to find the article)

Hi there you have a nice website over here! Thanks for sharing this interesting information for us! If you keep up the great work I’ll visit your website again. Thanks!

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Spam comment for the picture above:

hi there i like your post

Us: Of course we like it too! 😛

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This is the page were you get to know us ! Yeh

Spam comments for the article and some of the pictures in it above: (please click in the name to find the page)

A Better Way For Those Who Often Have An Upset Stomach. It can be done with a little bit of imagination and it has as result an amazing flavor that you will enjoy in just a few minutes preparation. Sprouted grain is another option that you can make use of.

Us: Good to know! 🙂

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Hmm it appears like your site ate my first comment (it was extremely long) so I guess I’ll just sum it up what I had written and say, I’m thoroughly enjoying your blog. I as well am an aspiring blog writer but I’m still new to everything. Do you have any points for inexperienced blog writers? I’d really appreciate it.

Us: Write about what you like and have fun! 😉

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Hello to all, the contents existing at this web page are really amazing for people experience, well, keep up the nice work fellows.

 Us: Thank you spammers. 🙂

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Us: Thank you very much to all the wonderful REAL people who comment regularly. On days when we feel a bit like Stan here, your input definitely brightens it for us. We enjoy each and every one of you very much! ♥

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30 responses to “Old Posts, New Spam

  1. Maria Joaoi

    That was just GREAT, I’m still somewhat new at this group and i have been looking around and its just a great place to be.

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  2. heymomo

    LOLOLLL! Thanks for the laugh, Paula!!

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  3. Karen

    LMAO!! so funny!! But wait, I’m still trying to figure out what sanat means!!!! And what kind of things do you the grains are sprouting?? LOL! Foyeur, this was priceless! And informative too!!! Keep up the great work!!

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  4. Thank FOYeur. ROTFLMAO Just rolling with tears down my face. Hysterical!! and SAY WHAT ??????

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  5. marnov2205

    Dear FOYeur, as a person who has a weird sense of humour and who appreciates original ideas a lot, I.AM.DYING. Literally. And so is my laptop, for I was stupid enough to drink my coffee while reading. Again. *trying to get coffee out of the keyboard* THANK YOU so much for this. And the spam comments are surely thanking you, too. They finally got the attention some of them duly deserve!

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    • FOYeur

      Thanks Manov, I like your sense humour too!
      You should see the spam comment we got for this post. It is a whole essay! 😀

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  6. LaHagela (The Tinkler)

    OMG!!! Baby teeth?? Keenness??

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  7. karin@notmcnerd

    What a hoot! Think the (insert native language) to English dictionaries got a workout for some of these. But even the nonsensical ones were better than I could do in another language. Thanks for sharing these gems, FOYeur.

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  8. leiCa

    What I want to say is:
    Well, this is the kind of spam I love for breakfast. And I hate spam, any sort of spam ;-). But now I can’t stop laughing hysterically. So funny, weird – but funny! And now I want to know what the heck is sanat? Short for sanatorium?
    That’s what g.translater wants me to say (should I listen?):
    “Well that’s for meat for breakfast as I love it. And normally I hate breakfast meat in any form. I can not stop laughing horribly. So funny, but crazy fun. But now I want to know Sanat what the hell? Abbreviated sanatorium?”

    P.S. I don’t laugh horribly!!! I swear. My laugh sounds like “elves singing”!

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    • LaHagela (The Tinkler)

      No no no!!! It can’t possibly be short for sanitorium and if you google it you will see why!!! Rick Sanitorium was/is a USA political figure with a stance against homosexuality……..you’ll have to google to see how the rest found it’s way into the urban dictionary.

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      • FOYeur

        This is what I got when I googled Urban dictionary ‘sanat’:
        The coolest motherfucker of all time. He breezes past school, gets any girl he wants, awesome at sports too. His life seems perfect.
        😆

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    • FOYeur

      LeiCa, now I want to hear how it sounds when elves sing…. 😆

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  9. buttercup

    Here I come, as the stupid non-sophisticated-blog-greenhorn and I have 1 question! What is it you’re referring as “spam”? The “spam” that I know, are either useless commercial emails we get occasionally at home or the meat in the can (Kamekona makes his wraps out 😉 ) ! So, your “spam” are these comments that don’t make it on the actual blog?

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    • buttercup

      Sorry, swiss fangirl with no college degree!

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      • FOYeur

        😆
        It is a valid question Buttercup!
        Yes it is comments that are blocked by our protection program on the blog. Sometime some of these comments do get through (we had a few a while ago) And sometimes some of our real comments also land there, if they are flagged by the protection (for that reason, I go through them on a daily basis, before I delete them)
        Most of them are ads ….the comments have links in them that take you back to the spammers sites (I never click on them, because I am also scared that they might contain virusses) 🙂

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    • marnov2205

      If it makes you feel any better, Buttercup, I was also surprised by this kind of spam – because it’s so sophisticated – I saw the like of this first time only recently myself when I started to use Word Press…

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      • buttercup

        So, when I comment it goes directly on the screen, because I can see it seconds after I post it! Does that mean I do “real meat” and not “annoying non-perv nonesens” 😉 ! I’m into that language now, thanks to you ladies! I even think of you when I scramble around with the kids ’cause it looks like we are doing the helicopter stuff (thanks to Egon)! 😆

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  10. Alex y Jason :3 :3 :3

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