“Undressing Steve” (No 4) – Episode 2:09

It has been a while since we have had some mindless fangirl fun here, while ‘Undressing Steve’. This time we decided on an episode right in the middle of Season 2. Because of her love for this episode, I invited Lurxgirl to help with it, by sharing her thoughts with me. (Well those that were appropriate to publish of course 😀 ). And remember this is where we all let our hair down, enjoy Steve and just have fun!

Time Frame:

The episode started somewhere in the middle of the night – most episodes do, because I think night-time is crime time in Hawaii 🙂 ! What they fit into the rest of that day, is just miraculous.  Sometimes I think their days start when the new day starts in Australia and run for nearly 48 hours, till we get the end of that day in Hawaii!

Requirements:

  • Steve sleeping and getting up.
  • One longggggggg day of police work, organising a sting operation, running, chasing, jumping, strutting, flying in a helicopter to board a ship somewhere in the middle of the ocean, visiting a doctor (twice), fighting, shooting, interrogating…… and breathe

Writers:

Mike Schaub – So far he has written four of the episodes of Hawaii Five-0 and I really liked them all.

Director:

Bryan Spicer – This was the first of six episodes that he directed. Since then he has also moved on to be co-executive producer of seven episodes.

Okay, so technically he is not wearing anything… well for those parts of him we can see:

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Lurxgirl: “Danno, you are not making points with the fangirls. Making me put my shirt on, plus I am losing valuable beauty sleep.”

FOYeur: Most probably exactly what he thought. For me the biggest problem here, was that he was sleeping with pants, sweatpants at that! I have never been to Hawaii, but do people there really sleep with long pants like that there? Why?

Apologies for this long rant, but if he was sleeping in nothing, the scene could have been done with him putting on pants and not a shirt – same effect better viewing pleasure! 😛 Who is responsible for this error in viewing pleasure – writer, producer or director? (Surely it can’t be the actor?! :grin:)

Perfectly dressed to entertain a house guest:

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Lurxgirl: Nothing says “Welcome” like a clingy pair of sweat pants.

FOYeur: After all my moaning about too much clothes in this scene, the sweat pants did have a welcoming feel to it, didn’t they? I feel quite at home with them and the way they look! 😛

House guest Danny and the TV, woke him up:

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Lurxgirl: Thousands of fangirls collectively say, “AAAAAHHHHH” or “I could do this all night. Wouldn’t you like to join me? There’s a space open right here for ya.” 😛

FOYeur: Definitely an inviting position they gave him!

Lost causes:

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Lurxgirl: You can’t rub the pretty off. (That sounded a bit naughty.)

FOYeur: You said it Lurx! 😛 I actually don’t know how Paula sneaked this one in here – not a lot of clothing to evaluate?!

Walking……strutting…..to the crime scene:

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Lurxgirl: He looks like he’s going up and down, like the horsie I love to ride on the merry go round. You must keep your hands on the pole or you may fall off. 😉

FOYeur: Our first look at his “work” clothes for this longggggg day! Galloping at us very gallantly and worth holding on for – for dear live that is. 😉

Trying to get Max’s attention:

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Lurxgirl: “Thumbs up, McGarrett” You certainly have my complete attention!

FOYeur: He looks like a naughty schoolboy, standing in the principal’s office. And oh boy those pockets are DEEP!

Perfecting the guns pose:

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Lurxgirl: What big strong arms you have Steven. *gush*

FOYeur: Part of showing off the big strong arms, is wearing an appropriate watch. Does wardrobe have watches for Steve, or do they belong to Alex? Important questions, don’t you think?! 😉

Chatting to the good Doctor – who alters people’s faces for a living – no work needed here Doc!

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Lurxgirl:  Shoulders, tatts and pecs..oh my!!

FOYeur: Oh my indeed! This of course was added once again to show us the ‘delicious’ modelling potential we have been missing out on for over a year now! (JUST SAYING!! – okay maybe shouting :grin:)

Barging into the dead guys room, just to find a damsel in distress:

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Lurxgirl: DAT ASS that close to a bed…Good thing he has a gun.

FOYeur: And the hand is saying, “Don’t come closer, things might escalate and Danno might get jealous” 😛

Perfecting the sitting on a cupboard, while talking to a witness:

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Lurxgirl: I don’t know if I’m more jealous of the table or his gun he is so fondly caressing. The song “Stroke me, stroke me…” is playing over and over in my head.

FOYeur: We don’t often show Steve in full Kevlar gear here, but we have to because it is an important part of his outfits – and I am jealous of it all! The vest hugging him so tightly and keeping him safe. The thigh holsters keeping his gun close – and yes that gun is being stroked very fondly (damn you Lurx for putting that thought in my head!)…….I think I am feeling a bit light-headed now…….where was I?! 😛

The “Okay, so where do we take the case to from here on?” pose (And don’t I look pretty and need a modelling contract?):

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Lurxgirl: I think this may be one of the sexiest pics of him EVER! Did I say how much I love those green cargos?! He’s standing there with those orgasmic hands on his belt and hips and Good Lord, what is he doing with his leg?! Maybe he’s bracing himself for when I pounce on him and push him to the bed. 😉

FOYeur: All I can think of at this moment, is that maybe the leg is making room :razz:! Yes, no other coherent thoughts here……sigh…….

Okay, so now we have to strut by the pool, because this day is not getting any shorter:

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Lurxgirl: I REALLY LOVE THOSE GREEN CARGOS!! Pass the DeFOYbrillator ASAP!!

FOYeur: Borrowing some words from Canadagirl here – “I need help, don’t send any!” 😀

A lot of “stuff” can fall into the wrong places after making that kind of an entrance – looks like we need some adjustments:

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Lurxgirl: These 3 gifs are making me squirm. It’s like I’m in a trance. Really Steve, you already made the guy feel emasculated by tying him up, did you have to flaunt your “goods” in front of him.
Are those tear away cargos? “Magic Mike” has got nothing on “Magnificent McG”

FOYeur: You said it all girl, you said it ALL!! 😛

Ship to shore – we need to contact the team ASAP! Let’s bring out the BIG phone to do the job:

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Lurxgirl: #HANDPORN #VEINPORN
His hands holding that phone isn’t bringing anything to mind…nope…nothing. 😉

FOYeur: Needing BOTH hands to handle this tool. 🙂

(And BTW if you can tear your eyes away from Steve holding his equipment, you will be able to see, just left of the badge that there is a slight lift in the T-shirt – giving us a small peak of forbidden treasure of the wrap around tattoo! Why does that make me feel hot and bothered (Maybe menopause is hitting me?! :razz:)

Steve, wishing he had Mick St John’s hearing abilities:

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Lurxgirl: Totally mesmerized by his eyelashes.

FOYeur: Nothing about the nose, Lurx? 🙂 And I just want to add that I am totally jealous of a door! (And Paula, where is the outfit to discuss in this picture?)

Steve appreciating Kono’s skills:209-gear

Lurxgirl: His eyes match his cargos. Funny, my eyes are ogling his cargos. 😛

FOYeur: And once again the cargos show that they can handle the job, allowing for all positions – and I know what you are thinking now Lurx!

Storming out the door to have a better look at Max’s date for movie night. (For those who want to remember, it was Lori looking like Sandy from Grease):

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Lurxgirl: I’m so glad he answered my dying need to know if he was going commando.

FOYeur: Interesting thought you have there. I think this will be a new feature from here on – What clothes is not visible and are they doing their job?

(PS. With lots of imagination, I am sure there are some ink of the forbidden back tattoo to be seen here as well – look  just above the undies! 😛 )

Thank you very much Lurxgirl for helping me with this DIFFICULT task of ‘Undressing Steve’  It is a dirty job, but somebody has got to it and you did it outstandingly well!!

…….and everybody, please remember to enjoy Steve and just have fun!!

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82 responses to ““Undressing Steve” (No 4) – Episode 2:09

  1. LindaSue

    You three have done an OUTSTANDING job of undressing Steve. There are so many ” goodies ” here it may take all day to thoroughly check them out. Thank you for sharing your love of Alex and your perfectly naughty sense of humor. I LOVE it all 🙂

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    • FOYeur

      Glad you enjoy it!

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      • Sue (@ONTLLs)

        Love the peekage photo’s, 🙂 🙂 All the great work, and thanks for the great thoughts too!!
        But if you wondering about Steve and if it’s boxers or briefs, watch the episode in season 1, called “Tidal Wave” where Steve and Catherine are running down the stairs, Steve’s pants are not completely up all the way, and he is wearing boxer-briefs

        thanks to aithine.org for the screen cap! 🙂

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  2. A big hand of applause to the guest commentator, Lurxgirl and FOYeur of course!!! Great job you two. Loved to read your naughty´sh thoughts on Steve 😀
    Yey for me, for capturing the “cupping” 😉

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    • karin@notmcnerd

      Definately “yey” for you! Makes me laugh — just because he has his back to the camera — hah! He doesn’t realize we’d recognize that motion anywhere!

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    • Thank you both for letting me join in! As if I ever keep my opinions to myself 😉 When I was asked to help, I was like a nerdy school girl who wanted the top grade in class! Wish I had this much ambition to do housework 😦

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  3. canadagirl66

    Oh you girls. .SO.MUCH.FUNNY!!! Thanks for bringing a smile to my face today..and a fire to my loins (with Alex/Steve’s help of course)!!!!

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  4. BRANDII ALIZE'

    I totally agree!! You are funny, and a beam of sunshine on a trying day!! You keep my laughing/smiling instead of crying !! Thanks,

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  5. leiCa

    You are not undressing him, you are doing the opposite. But I will forgive you. I’m such a noble person 😉 These screens and gifs are more than droolworthy. In this first screen his tatts are glowing. GLOWING! How do they do that, how does HE do that?
    And the CHAIR SCENE (hey, it’s H50, it’s all we’ll get!) is so…. inviting. In my mind I always called it the ‘boof your coif’ scene – remember the gag reel? – but now, all I can think is *przlpmpf*. No. That’s no german word, just some synapses and brain cells exploding.
    Thanks for your shy, clinical thoughts. They are simply….. true!
    And hilarious, and funny, hilariously funny! Love it!!!!!!

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    • FOYeur

      leiCA, I think they might have polished him for that first scene.
      And in the H5-0 version of the chair scene it seems that he’s got to help himself – no chair-partner here! 😛

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      • leiCa

        LOL!!! In German ‘to polish’ has a double meaning! 🙂
        So – they… he… – ok, now I never get these thoughts out of my mind watching this scene, or watching him sitting in a chair at all. I like it! 🙂

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  6. Amanda

    Excellent work girls! It must have been such a hard job 😉
    Thank you, enjoyed undressing Steve 😉

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  7. ACA FOYeur! >SO JEALOUS OF THE DOOR!! How did I miss his nose?!! His ear and neck are right there to lavish with my tongue. 😛 Then he could run that nose up and down my frame and I would definitely open up for him. 😉

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    • FOYeur

      Thank you so much for giving me such fun to work with today!! I thoroughly loved responding to the “nerdy, naughty school girl” . ♥

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  8. Manu

    Oh WOW after a crappy day at work this is the BEST medicine!
    Funny and naughty exactly as it should be.
    Lots of fun, thank you so much ladies (not that undressing Steve gives me lady-like thoughts but that’s another matter ;))

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  9. marnov2205

    Remember how Paula asked the other day what we’d like to see intensely researched and posted here? I didn’t get down to answer then but ^ THIS ^ post was precisely what I had on mind! Thank you for granting me my wish without me even having to say what it was 🙂

    Some of the virtues of this post: the choice of the epi; the choice of guest commentator **waving frantically at LG** (I really love it when several of you collaborate on one post, especially when there’s some friendly banter); the choice of scenes to screencap; and of course FOYeur + Paula for making it all real. Oh, and the scooter clothes, obvi. I nearly forgot the clothes 🙂

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  10. “Really Steve, you already made the guy feel emasculated by tying him up, did you have to flaunt your “goods” in front of him.” >> Next time turn this way, dammit! AND KEEP DOING THAT WITH YOUR HIPS…OOOH YES!….TPD!

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    • buttercup

      He’s leaning backwards, I thought he’s going to tip over! Isn’t that man just huge! OMG I love every muscle in his body, I swear, every! HOW ON EARTH CAN YOU SEE A THAT WATCH, I only see his arms and pecs! (Ahh, I know, you must have been eyesexing him for hours to find that watch, huh 😉 ? )

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  11. ooooooh God!! I have been staring/drooling/swooning/sighing/giggling over this post for over half an hour and now I’m gonna be late for work! But what a way to start the day!!! 😀 😀 ♥♥♥ Wish I could take it with me *sigh* then I’d never get any work done 😉

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  12. Sam

    Oh guys, you always have me in stitches with this undressing stuff. Thank you so much for always going into these deep analysis. 🙂 LOVE you for it.

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  13. buttercup

    A big huge “THANK YOU” to all of the doers and helpers for this post! You made me laugh out loud, smile, grin, having naughty thoughts and for sure made me love even more those incredible steamy green cargos 😉 !
    And spending the day with Steve made me again realise how utterly confident he moves around! His *being-all-time-the-man-in-charge* manner’s just freakin’ me out, it’s what makes him simply unbelievable smexy!

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  14. buttercup

    Ahh, I just wanted to designate myself as *team-green-cargo-fan* but there are the tan ones, and I like them a lot too! 😆 green, tan, green, tan, without pants, opps !

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  15. Tan and Green.My favorite…and the adjusting gif Omg ..Thanks girls gifs made my day and heart beat a little faster!!!

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  16. Lovely segment. I could research this for like, hours. 😀

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  17. Melissa

    Had so much fun with this one 🙂 of course all here we’re kinda connected because we have almost the same thoughts about the pair of sweet muffins in the rear, the earthquaking feeling down under everytime he walks, and that pretty face of his… all him is just eatable 🙂
    but all your comments are what makes all this -Alex Love- worth it 😉

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  18. Linda

    wow. I think I now have a perpetual smile. Thank you!

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  19. FarkSpark

    ‘this episode comes with a health warning: may inhibit your ability to perform housework, cause eyestrain, excessive body warmth in
    Parts other tv programmed fail to reach. Watch at your own risk. Images also
    Likely to burn into your retinas and leave images you found hard to get out Of your mind. Do not drive dangerous machinery shortly after viewing’ that us all, asides from the usual huge thanks to those putting their lives at risk creating gifs and captions.

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    • marnov2205

      ^ THIS ^ is the most BRILLIANT disclaimer!! Paula & FOYeur really should put it on the top of this site. Health comes first! Hm, and I think you forgot to mention the addictivity of this site, another major risk.

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      • Farkspark

        Haha, I genuinely think a warning of some kind is neede, , plus i think our fab girls can lay claim to a new gif rating much like M rating but call it FOY rated lol! Paula and Foyeur, feel free to nab the disclaimer, I wld be honoured 😉

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      • Farkspark

        PS o are right, I forgot the addictive bit lol! AOL after all stands for Addictive Orgasmic Loving….hmmmm gosh, I cld have some fun coming up with variations on his initials lol!

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    • Sue (@ONTLLs)

      That sound likes the one we have at the other forums..

      WARNING: The following pictures or gifs may cause a rise in temperature, dizziness, fainting, heart attack, and a whole bunch of other symptoms that are totally worth it!!
      or..
      WARNING! The FOLLOWING PICTURES or GIFS are not for the faint-hearted thunker! Please make sure that your seat belt is securely fastened and that you are close to an emergency exit – or at least a soft landing place.

      but I like yours too! 🙂 Congrats! 🙂

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  20. buttercup

    I just can’t get over the way that MAN walks (#5 vein-porn-alert), it drives me crazy, just to see him strutting-down-the-streets with those long arms dangling by his side, like a caveman on the hunt 🙂 I swear, everytime he starts moving his legs my entire body starts moving too (but it’s not like me going anywhere 😆 ) !!!

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  21. Karen

    Oh this was just absolutely amazing! Great work girls!! TY!! #handporn, #veinporn, I can’t get out of my head what those hands are capable of. The adjusting has me sweating…the posing, the strutting, the chair, the wall. I’m just a happy, giddy girl right now! :-)!!

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  22. Marta

    Foyeur, this theme is always fun and naughty. Your guest today – Lurxgirl is an expert in putting our naughty thoughts into words, our assessments of the physical, clothes and attitude of our beloved Steve. You both have done an excellent job. Congratulations for the smiles and laughter that we give with your comment. I’m waiting for the next study.

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    • lurxgirl

      McPerving is my specialty! Unfortunately I’m not an expert at anything you get paid for…well nothing legal anyway 😛

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  24. If you look at one of the pics (him with the cell phone) you can see a part of the tattoo on his back yummy

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  26. Revisited this today. Oh how I miss this man and how young and alive I felt back then. Still love this site! 😘

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    • Cassiopea 1000

      We all miss this man, lurxgirl, but fortunately FOYeur and Paula are holding the fort for us, and we get our regular dose of Alexicin, which is much more effective than Prozac when it comes to soothe despaired Alex fans.

      There have been periods when FOYeur and Paula have not been able to spend time on this site, so I made the most of that time reading old posts and comments. And I remember that, as I read posts like this one you have revisited, I thought that a few years ago, fans were much more fun oriented than we seem to be now.

      That we have grown up in 10 years is a fact of life, but has the fan part of us unconsciously grown up to keep in pace with Alex, now a married man and devoted father?

      In any case, if you still love this site, you should come back. What if you are a few years older? Our old good Alex still deserves our full adoration. ‘Old good Alex’ to be understood as a term of endearment. He still is, as any woman with operational eyes will tell you, the most beautiful, hot and awesome man in the world!

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      • Yes, Lurxgirl had good reason to revisit it, because as you can see she co-wrote this post (and a few others) with us.
        Yes, times have changed. Back in those days, we were just a fun creating site. There were so many other sites for Alex and each one played its own role in keeping fans updated.
        Unfortunately so many and basically all of the other sites faded away (because of many different reasons). And then we kind of started to play all kinds of roles and not just create fun fluff posts like these. And many of those site owners were our friends and we interacted and shared the fun among us all. Unfortunately, so many (nearly all) of them are no longer around.
        And then of course real life sometimes gives us little (and big ) knocks, that from time to time change us all a bit – even how we fangirl.
        In any case, I am basically writing our site birthday post already with what I am saying now. Will keep some of it for the end of the month and that post.

        Thank you for sticking around and joining in the fun – even if the fun is difficult to find without news from Alex.

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      • Oh believe me I still fan girl over him! I took a hiatus for a few years when RL got in the way. Family death, job loss, graduations, love life ups and downs, etc…
        I will always be a fan of this site as well! Paula and Foyeur were so gracious to let me join in on the fun back in the day. I miss those days, but realize that things must change.
        So I will continue to have my daily dose of Steve McGarrett, even though my daughter is tired of watching H50 all the time. 😝

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    • Good to see you around! 🙂
      Yes. It was a different world back then for all of us, I guess.

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      • I have truly missed you! Something I have always been terrible at is not letting life get in the way. Never too late to make a change, I guess.
        Your dedication to this site is admirable and I thank you for helping me and many others keep our thirst quenched. #McPerv4ever 😝 and don’t forget Mick and his erotic sniffer. Sigh

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        • Yes, it is our escape from real life, but sometimes real life takes so much of our time, that we can’t even escape here, I guess.

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          • Cassiopea 1000

            Good to hear from you, FOYeur. Your silence after having treated us with a ‘new’ daily post was starting to worry me.

            We all respect Alex’s decision to keep away from social media. This said, I wouldn’t mind a little message from him. Just a tiny one, you know, to let us know he’s well (which I’m sure he is) and mulling over several projects (which I hope he’s doing).

            A little “Be patient, guys. I’ll be back soon!”. Or “Buy 100 boxes of Kleenex apiece and make a back-up copy with all my pics, ‘cause I’ll never be back.” But say something, Alex, say something!

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            • Sometimes real life just takes away a little bit of time here from my hobby. But we are always here behind the scenes.

              Not sure if you follow us on Twitter or Facebook? On there we have been re-posting old articles. Most of them I retouch a bit and read them all over again. And while I read them, they kind of give me assurance that Alex will be back – because storytelling is his passion.
              He loves his family and spending time with them is the most important thing to him, but he needs that balance of working on his passion to keep him going. And for that reason, I believe that he will be back with another awesome project. Things just need to fall into place for him. My guess is that Covid slowed down the process (as with most of our lives) – and that is unfortunate for his career at this time.
              He’s got so many talented friends in the industry. And there are some of them that are really doing well in Hollywood at the moment. Somewhere along the line, he will hook up with some or one of them to create something extraordinary.
              He is too talented and passionate about storytelling for it not to happen – soon.

              That is my belief and I am sticking with it ……..

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              • Cassiopea 1000

                Like Alex, “I would rather set fire to myself than join social network!”. I do have a Tweeter account, but only because I needed it for work at some point, but I don’t use it anymore. But I still receive your notifications (my only social media sin) and read the posts as much as I can.

                I love your analysis of the situation. All you say sounds logical, and like you, I don’t think he has decided to rest on his laurels for the rest of his life and that he’s working on some project or another. It’s just that his silence is maddening.

                If he were a conceited man, bursting with ego, he wouldn’t leave us in suspense. He’d drop a few news about him now and then for us to feed on gratefully, and he’d feel bored all the while. But he’s Alex, humble and egoless, and probably unaware that even if he’s no longer starring in a show, he has loyal fans waiting for him and his work.

                The positive point is that I sigh so much that I don’t have to turn on the A/C…

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                • “He’d drop a few news about him now and then for us to feed on gratefully,” – Well, he did already. Where else do those pictures of him, his advertisment for Egan Inoue´s workout classes, the picture with Enson Inoue or Malia´s nice´s TikTok mini video and some other life signs come from? This is not at all about ego and I really aprreciate him not disappearing into complete silence and just enjoying his private life and I hope, he will appear now and then as long as there is no new project. Like Foyeur, I think, we will see him again on a new project in the future. In the meantime, I´m looking forward to see anything he decides to allowe us to see because I like to see him and because we know that way, he is doing o.k.

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