“Undressing” Steve (No1) – Episode 3:14

Steve’s clothing – The subject of intense discussion by fangirls! I know we are shallow, but who watches for the plot anyway 😉 😉 .

We decided to take a closer look at what we see and discuss it in a little bit more detail. We are starting a series of talks about one of our / your favorite subjects – “Undressing Steve”. We know that Alex looks great in just about anything he wears (or not wear). This is just our commentary to maybe let the wardrobe department rethink what they give this gorgeous creature to wear. Remember, this is all just for fun …….

Episode 3:14 (Hana I Wa ‘Ia)

Timeframe:

• The entire episode happens during the course of one day.

Requirements:

• A court appearance
• A normal days’ police work – running, chasing, flying…. well flying a helicopter of course.

We start of the day with Steve in full dress uniform, attending Danny’s custody hearing (swoon):

FOYeur: Why oh why haven’t we seen this man in uniform more often. It took them 53 episodes to find a reason to put him back in Dress Blues again. We last saw him in it at Meka’s funeral in Mana’o (Episode 1:08). He is a Navy SEAL after all, surely they could have found a reason for him to wear it again earlier – maybe just somewhere in the whole of Season 2! (One quick sidenote – the person who dressed him in this uniform definitely did a far better job, than the person who squeezed him into that tux for Episode 3:11…….just saying  🙂 ).

LaHagela: Lt. Comm. Steven J. McGarrett would never leave the house without a 3 minute shower or having his tie on straight! Ever……This scene with him and Danny and the tie…..simply exists to make the McDanno shippers happy!

FOYeur: I know, the loose tie thing was nice for the script and Steve doesn’t see the use of wearing a tie in Hawaii, but him (Mr Perfect Navy SEAL) wearing his tie that sloppy? It made for a nice scene between him and Danny, but it doesn’t really fit Steve’s character for me.

Next scene with Steve in the Governor office (We don’t see the Governor often enough either…….).

FOYeur: Very casual clothing for a meeting with the Gorvernor……obviously he changed his clothes on his way from the courthouse……WHY?  It would have been great if we could see him in the uniform, meeting with the big guy. They really could have stretched out the beauty of dressed up Steve, for just a little while longer. (Of course all we can think of when seeing him in uniform, is getting him out of it as quickly as possible…..but that is besides the point  😛 ).

LaHagela: Did he change in a phone booth? How did he get changed so quick? Did he wear his cargo’s and t-shirts under his uniform?  I love him in v-necks…love, and glad it is something other than blue….thanks for switching it up wardrobe!!

FOYeur: I know most of the fangirls love the new white pants. I do not really fancy them that much. I know they look great from the front, hugging his thighs very nicely *sigh*. My problem starts when we get a view from the back….

FOYeur: And right there is my problem. I am a ass-girl, nice perky tight ass, showing itself of in nice fitting pants…..somehow that moves me deeply. (shallow, I know 😀 ) I definitely do not fancy this, ‘What is going on here?‘ look, that we are getting……

LaHagela:  What is up with the ass in those pants?  His ass is just way to high and tight {{shudder}} for the cut of the rear and the placement of those pockets.  Do you think he looked in the mirror and asked the wardrobe girls “does my ass look fat in these?”

And back at the Five-0 offices:

FOYeur: You see, no complaints of the front view……look how nicely he is modeling for us :smile:. I am wondering about the colour of the shirt they chose for this episode. Can’t recall seeing him in the green/grey shirt this season (I will have to re watch maybe – any excuse is a good one, right?). They did leave out the overshirt for this episode – great!. I am still making up bmy mind about the high-cut v-neck. Is it the best choice for him to wear?

Chasing some villains:

FOYeur: Even doing some rolls on the grass in these white pants seems to leave no marks 😀 . The man surely knows how to keep his pants clean.

At the end of very very long day, after a few chases, raids and hunting Wo-Fat in a helicopter, Steve is enjoying quiet sunset at home with Danny and the Governor:

FOYeur: At least the wrinkled pants shows that he must have been wearing them for a whole day.

LaHagela: Did he change his shirt? It looks green now. And this picture is making me giggle because he looks like he’s about to raise his arms and do that goofy (but God damn sexy) dance he does.  Come on Steve/Alex shake that ass for us….you know you want to!

FOYeur: (Giggle) I think it is the deference in lighting that they use for different scenes, that keep changing the colour of the shirt, I saw it happen with the ones Chin is wearing as well this season (Or maybe the wardrobe department, just switches them around from day-to-day when shooting 😀 )

This is us, “Undressing Steve” for this episode of Hawaii Five-0. Please feel free to share your views on the matter  We’ll see you next time, with which ever episode we draw from the hat to review. And remember, it just for fun……..