Pile of old recycled stuff

“Scotty’s been to the hospital a couple of times, the poor bugger. I’ve been OK so far, I’ve just used Scott as a shield.”

“They offered me the role, and I was like, can I at least audition as an Australian? “G’day! Do you need a new heart?”

“There have been many times, when I thought I was having a logical discussion with a woman, and then I am left sitting alone, confused, trying to recount how it went down.”

“It’s nice having your work recognized, but having people follow you around is kinda weird.”