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Buddies looking confused

Gracies birthday was coming up soon…

Buddies went to the local market to buy a bunny for Gracie for her b-day present. She had been begging for this for months.

Steve…that can not be it, right?

The “farmer” told them, this was really the latest craze, something all kids wanted “hopping” in their back yards. Buddies just couldn´t believe their eyes, they had never seen any bunny with a scaly long green tail. And those sharp fang-like teeth, didn´t look very bunny´sh either…

What is that sound…is it grinding it´s teeth?

Monkey had specifically asked for the Polynesian pubic-hare. Buddies were stumped…Was this really what Monkey had wished for her b-day? This 35 kg “fluffy” thing looked dangerous, hardly a pet for anyone, let alone a child.

Still, they asked for the price. WTF! The guy tried to make a deal with the guys, as good looking and fit as they were, maybe they could come by his house and surprise his wife for their anniversary. They had just bought a pole and set it up in the bedroom, surely the guys could make some moves around it…

Steve “Crap! This was not a good day to forget to bring my wallet.”
Danny “Crap! I can´t dance!”

Danny decided to pay for the full asking price (now he was grinding his teeth). Monkey must get her bunny, no matter how much it was.

First the guys needed to take it to the vet (who looked remarkably like the guy that sold them the bunny). There were some skin issues that needed medical attention. Apparently the red flaky skin with oily discharge wasn´t actually normal, even for this creature.

I guess we are going to the vet next…

At the vet, doctor mentioned that it would be a good opportunity to check the bunny´s sex, since it can only be done at a clinic. Only way to tell if a pubic-hare is female or male, is through the rectal cavity. Guys looked on in horror, at the doctor´s preparations.

What is he doing!?

No. Nononononono.

Buddies just could not hide their  disgust. That glove was not like anything they had seen before. The doctor ensured them, this special latex was the only material that could be used on this animal, as they have extremely sensitive skin.

Nothing to it…just need a tad more lubricant.

Steve was not so sure about this vet´s “professional” methods. He questioned them, “it´s disgusting”, the vet agreed “yes”. The enthusiasm of doctor´s yes, made the guys even more suspicious. This does not seem right…

Disgusting!
Yes.

Amazingly, the hare didn´t let out a single peep during the examination. On the contrary, it seemed to actually enjoy being probed.

Suddenly the doctor went all quiet. I don´t know quite how to put this, but your hare seems to be pregnant.

Oh joy…

More pubic-hares…

The End

Well except that you probably wanted to see this hideous creature.

Cutest bunny ever!

Just kidding! That´s not it, click on thumbnail for the real image!

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