Modelling cargos POLL, choose the best fit!

The day Steve modelled cargos.

We are handling the wardrobe department for an upcoming action show.  They asked us to do some test shots of the leading man´s pants. Because we can’t really afford to pay a real model that can fill Steve’s (the star of the show) pants as well as he does, we begged our friend, Alex, to model the cargos for us. But what a struggle it was to get those pants on him! He prefers his boardies and he never leaves the house without his “willy-warmer” (there was a tragic accident on his skiing trip, to the Alps last X-mas, and it seems he likes to keep “things” covered)!

Yes…that is a sock

But he suddenly got cold feet  and we had to chase him down to get him ready. Trying to get that “sock” off him, didn´t go smoothly. After a brief struggle, where he sustained some small cuts (that we happily attended to), we finally gave up on removing the sock (surely it wouldn´t make any difference under the cargos).

Oh, poor baby got hurt!

With all the hassle, he was so stressed, that we allowed him his morning run to calm down. He loves his view from the mountain top (as do we).

When he came back, all relaxed, it was finally time for him to put on  those cargos and model them for us. But now we are so indecisive and need your help.

Help us choose which cargos fit him the best.



and that´s all for this perving session.

Thank you for participating!

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107 responses to “Modelling cargos POLL, choose the best fit!

  1. LaHagela (The Tinkler)

    I hate you both……. ;-P
    you should have used the deleted oyster farmer picture!

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  2. What I can’t figure out for the life of me is WHY were you trying to put pants ON him?? 😉

    Great post, ladies!

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  3. Reblogged this on gem1n12505 luvs H50 cast and crew and commented:
    I love his cock…..I mean sock 😉

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  4. I love his cock…..I mean sock 😉

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  5. amberrocks

    …so you want us to…to… I’m sorry, what? It’s hard to concentrate with… with the… slo-mo cargoes… the cargoes with the … asscheeks… Hmmm?

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    • FOYeur

      I have the same problem…..when I get to the end I forgot everything and have to start over and then it starts all over again…….
      Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, will have to do, I think… 😛

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  6. hehe.. love it!! What a rough job you have.. oh wait..where’s the Oyster Farmer deleted pic?? Alex is sex on wheels…. vrooom vrooom 😀

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  7. OMG! Paula, I’m in awe that you made a slo-mo gif of the scene from Whiteout! This blog is surely going to be famous now!

    Love all the cargopants, cannot decide which one, so I voted “Other – Cargo shorts”. Just putting that IDEA/WISH out there into the universe.
    But, for a FUCUP, Pantsless McG is always the best choice.

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  8. karin@notmcnerd

    The 1st one is my favorite because of the strut. I rewatch that scene a few times every time I watch that episode!

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  9. What a view!!!! 1 and 9.and sock!!But the Man looks yummy in them all.And what deleted scene from TOF.

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    • LaHagela (The Tinkler)

      Ok….there is no deleted scene picture from TOF. It was me being a perv with a picture of a guy wearing grey boxer briefs.

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  10. Melissa

    It’s H-A-R-D…….. mean difficult for me to choose just one pair of cargos 😛 specially with the first gif at the top bouncing so happy 🙂

    Wondering now if he wouldn’t put that sock on, the freezin’ weather would make his “thingy” go …… up?

    OMG that magnificent murder weapon of his is killing me right now. Will have to consult in my dreams tonight to make a choise on his cargos 🙂
    Can’t concentrate at work again :s

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  11. I think people are forgetting to vote, they are just eye-balling the …balls? Actually, have to admit to the same mistake. I keep looking at the motions and forget what this post is for. How very unprofessional of me.
    This is an important study yáll 😉

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    • Saying that I’m guilty of it. Must have clicked it a few times as I forgot to vote lol x

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    • Melissa

      of course it is an important study, im studing the bouncing ball 🙂 stop pushing the poll, you make the mistake to put that up first 😛 lol!

      coming…. coming…. im coming to vote right now! you dirty minded girls! 😉

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  12. Cat

    Difficult! Eventually chose nr 5. He walks so beautiful.

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  13. I volunteer to be his “willy warmer” He’ll never have to worry about having a “chilly willy ever again”. LOL

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    • FOYeur

      Nellie….I think you might have a great idea here.
      But I think you’ll find there is already a very long line formed to aply for that “job”! 🙂

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  14. Not happy about cargo pants. The clothing look should be changed in season 03. Cargo pants are sloppy. Also t-shirt, and polo shirts should be replaced. He wearing college clothing. Wardrobe Dept. rethink your options. I voted other.

    I love this site. Research and writing is great.

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  15. There was a pole after the whiteout gif??

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  16. joanie

    Whiteo-u-t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Okay, I voted for #1 and the Steve strut.

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  17. sorry…..dyslexia is a B….
    I’m talking about Ralph Lauren polo shirt.

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  18. Sally Amelotti

    Well this was hard they all look awesome. How bout no cargo pants instead some tight jeans?

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  19. Ok, I voted for & because that walk killers me…..

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  20. melwel73

    Best. Pole. EVAH.
    😉

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  21. AnnieOakley

    Oh you guys! I voted for #1, the package enters the room a good five minutes before the man does. Holy moley.
    And ladies, there most certainly is a POLE in the whiteout gif – if you missed it, that’s because it’s covered with a sock.
    (How do you suppose they kept the sock from falling off? Double-sided tape? Bobby pins?)

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  22. OK, I was hoping that someone else would ask these questions, but now I have to:
    1. Why wouldn’t the Whiteout streakers also keep their b@lls warm in the sock too?
    2. Are we seeing exposed b@lls? What can you see? Yes, I’m a perv.
    3. Are we happy to know there is no manscaping below the belt?
    4. Tanlines anyone? Hot d@nm, those are hot tan lines!

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    • LaHagela (The Tinkler)

      I am horrified!!! manscaping below the belt is mandatory.

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      • Well, he did say he wasn’t perfect. Now we know why. I noticed that in FEED too. Definitely needs the lower manscaping, but with him, I’d forgive it.

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        • canadagirl66

          I feel stupid or at the very least uninformed…of course I have been out of the dating pool for 17 years (and I obviously do not watch enough p0rn)…but do men really manscspe THERE???!!! NotMcG would never be UP for that!!!

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          • LaHagela (The Tinkler)

            Yes, they do….but not like waxed down bare, just trimmed down good so it doesnt look like a screencap from a 80’s porno.

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    • FOYeur

      One question Anr3ea…..have you voted yet? 😀

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    • FOYeur

      Andr3a…on a more serious note
      We have unfortunately not yet done a study on the use of these type of socks…..will have to get back to you on all your questions 😀

      And I also think those tanlines are so cute, but totally out of charater for a guy that has been living on Antartica for a few months…. 😆

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    • FOYeur


      Maybe this can help a bit……

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    • If you are wondering about the sensored manbits in the Whiteout gif, it was just incase someone´s eyes would´ve wondered to the wrong crotch. This way only Alex´s in to be enjoyed. I think they all wore socks.
      Tanlines? What tanlines? Try to stay focused!

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      • Melissa

        i was worried about the balls too how they fit in that sock, but i thought it was to pervert :p but since someone else brought it out the topic guess i could do some more thinking about the balls :p

        i thought the manscaping was ok, imagine it with no hair at all…

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  23. Great post, Paula. Are we voting for the actual pants or the pic with Alex in them? Tough choice. I like the black cargoes so voted for number 3; also because that pic had guns, too 🙂 Close second is number 1: strut and ‘discussion’ with Danny (love the sneak peak of Danny’s arms flapping about).

    The Whiteout scene……. whoa baby….

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  24. canadagirl66

    This was so HARD…so I had to sit on this POLE…I mean poll for a LONG, LONG time….I had to scroll UP and DOWN many times…my indecision caused my heart to THROB…I even SWALLOWED a couple of COCKtails in hopes it would help me decide…even with such DEEP thoughts, I failed to COME up with an answer…so I said SCREW it…I’m going to choose more than one…#1 for the front view (that package is in a whole other time zone!!) and #6 for the back view (that nice, round, beautiful a$$ fills out those cargos sooo good!!)….*sigh*…I need a cigarette now (I don’t even smoke!!)
    Oh and thank you, thank you, thank you for the Whiteout gif…that made my day…F*CK…it made my year!!!

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  25. There a photo of Alex walking between parked cars carrying a grocery bag. His hair in a mowhawk (hair piece ?). His jeans were very low and pubes hair was visible. I thought about it and wanted to go on a site and question lack of manscaping. I felt like a Muggle in the land of the name you didn’t say, therefore I never went on a site. Glad other people notice this, and now I don’t feel like perv….

    That night when I went to bed, and since he wasn’t standing in my room to question him why he had that much pubes hair. The thought was maybe Australian men don’t manscape. Maybe this didn’t bother other women he has been with, and maybe they didn’t care.

    Life goes on. I’m still a fan.

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  26. FOYeur,,,not to labour the point….there was another picture in this group which I was referring to.

    Thank you. Point made point taken.

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  27. The cargo pants are GREAT but the 9 and a half inch SOCK Rules and hey who stole my icon the little blonde lady with the whip is ME hehheh

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  28. Liana

    O Thee mou (Oh, my God), sorry for the greek, einai toso megali, terastia, endiaposiaki. In english it’s so big, huge, spectacular.

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  29. This poll died way too soon! Not enough people voted! I can´t believe the kisses beat the cargos 😉
    How do we get the pantsless poll done, do we have anything else than the Shield chair scene for that one…. oh yes, the Feed. Ok, a new poll coming 😀

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  30. Andrea_Briz

    The Whiteout vid?

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    • FOYeur

      Andrea, what do you mean by Whiteout vid?…..
      Do we need to redo the run on a different post… :smile:?

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      • Andrea_Briz

        Sorry, my fault, I put the comment in the wrong place #technodinosaur. I meant to put it under Paula’s comment about examples of pantlessness (even if it’s from the front and he’s running quickly across the screen LOL). We can always have another look at that vid/gif, mind you 🙂

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  31. stevemcgarrettlover

    Definitely #6. Too bad the “sock” picture wasn’t included. I would’ve voted for that one 1000% 😋🧦

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  32. Looks great in everyone of these photos. You could put him in a rag outfit and he would look fantastic! Absolutely love them all.
    Thanks for sharing.

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