The day Steve modelled cargos.
We are handling the wardrobe department for an upcoming action show. They asked us to do some test shots of the leading man´s pants. Because we can’t really afford to pay a real model that can fill Steve’s (the star of the show) pants as well as he does, we begged our friend, Alex, to model the cargos for us. But what a struggle it was to get those pants on him! He prefers his boardies and he never leaves the house without his “willy-warmer” (there was a tragic accident on his skiing trip, to the Alps last X-mas, and it seems he likes to keep “things” covered)!
But he suddenly got cold feet and we had to chase him down to get him ready. Trying to get that “sock” off him, didn´t go smoothly. After a brief struggle, where he sustained some small cuts (that we happily attended to), we finally gave up on removing the sock (surely it wouldn´t make any difference under the cargos).
With all the hassle, he was so stressed, that we allowed him his morning run to calm down. He loves his view from the mountain top (as do we).
When he came back, all relaxed, it was finally time for him to put on those cargos and model them for us. But now we are so indecisive and need your help.
I hate you both……. ;-P
you should have used the deleted oyster farmer picture!
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What deleted pic?? Oh wait. TOF. Do I care?
Kidding!
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If only it was real!
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We don’t want to scare people!!
That thing is huge…..
Talking about huge…I will be expecting my collage tomorrow!! 😉
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What deleted Oyster Farm pic? What have I missed?
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Haven’t you seen it yet?…..It is awesome 😉
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pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase! i beg you…. what deleted Oyster Farm pic!???? heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!
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There is no deleted scene it was a joke!!! This is how rumors get started and I’m to blame ;-P
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What I can’t figure out for the life of me is WHY were you trying to put pants ON him?? 😉
Great post, ladies!
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They are paying us so well, we need the money 😉
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Westy we can’t have nekkidness on our blog….we are respectable after all…we needed to get him dressed!!
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Reblogged this on gem1n12505 luvs H50 cast and crew and commented:
I love his cock…..I mean sock 😉
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I love his cock…..I mean sock 😉
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It could be the same thing!
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How much do I love how HARD he is laughing while he is running with a sock swinging in sub-zero weather?
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Crazy mofo.
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…so you want us to…to… I’m sorry, what? It’s hard to concentrate with… with the… slo-mo cargoes… the cargoes with the … asscheeks… Hmmm?
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I have the same problem…..when I get to the end I forgot everything and have to start over and then it starts all over again…….
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, will have to do, I think… 😛
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Wow, that sock pic is …wow….
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hehe.. love it!! What a rough job you have.. oh wait..where’s the Oyster Farmer deleted pic?? Alex is sex on wheels…. vrooom vrooom 😀
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OMG! Paula, I’m in awe that you made a slo-mo gif of the scene from Whiteout! This blog is surely going to be famous now!
Love all the cargopants, cannot decide which one, so I voted “Other – Cargo shorts”. Just putting that IDEA/WISH out there into the universe.
But, for a FUCUP, Pantsless McG is always the best choice.
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The 1st one is my favorite because of the strut. I rewatch that scene a few times every time I watch that episode!
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What a view!!!! 1 and 9.and sock!!But the Man looks yummy in them all.And what deleted scene from TOF.
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Ok….there is no deleted scene picture from TOF. It was me being a perv with a picture of a guy wearing grey boxer briefs.
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It’s H-A-R-D…….. mean difficult for me to choose just one pair of cargos 😛 specially with the first gif at the top bouncing so happy 🙂
Wondering now if he wouldn’t put that sock on, the freezin’ weather would make his “thingy” go …… up?
OMG that magnificent murder weapon of his is killing me right now. Will have to consult in my dreams tonight to make a choise on his cargos 🙂
Can’t concentrate at work again :s
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I think people are forgetting to vote, they are just eye-balling the …balls? Actually, have to admit to the same mistake. I keep looking at the motions and forget what this post is for. How very unprofessional of me.
This is an important study yáll 😉
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Saying that I’m guilty of it. Must have clicked it a few times as I forgot to vote lol x
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of course it is an important study, im studing the bouncing ball 🙂 stop pushing the poll, you make the mistake to put that up first 😛 lol!
coming…. coming…. im coming to vote right now! you dirty minded girls! 😉
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Difficult! Eventually chose nr 5. He walks so beautiful.
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Cat…he does have a great “walk” , doesn’t he?
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He has a great walk, but he walks on his heels, you can sometimes hear it when re-re-re-watching season 1 and 2.. especially in the tan boots!
For me the vote is number 3.. those dark cargo’s seem to fit snugger then the tan ones.
That is why I like it when he wears Jeans!! They fit him nicely! 🙂 🙂 🙂
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P.S. 103 comments.. okay now 105!!
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I volunteer to be his “willy warmer” He’ll never have to worry about having a “chilly willy ever again”. LOL
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Nellie….I think you might have a great idea here.
But I think you’ll find there is already a very long line formed to aply for that “job”! 🙂
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Not happy about cargo pants. The clothing look should be changed in season 03. Cargo pants are sloppy. Also t-shirt, and polo shirts should be replaced. He wearing college clothing. Wardrobe Dept. rethink your options. I voted other.
I love this site. Research and writing is great.
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ohhhh no!!!! not the cargo pants!!! I love the cargo pants!! tis my dream to rummage thru all the pockets in such of his lucky charms!!
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Thanks for loving what we do EYoung…we love the subject!
There is so many sides to Alex and we love then all.
He is a sweetheart!!
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There was a pole after the whiteout gif??
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The poll is visible after ten times of scrolling up and down. It´s one of those hidden image thingies 😉
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Freudian slip? No, silly, there’s a pole *in* the Whiteout gif. That’s why nobody sees the poll *after* the Whiteout gif..
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al right made my desition (4) love the extreme sports, specially if i could do some of that with him.
it was so hard to decide for the front or the rear part. Guess i would love to hit his rear someday, but there’s nothing like the front 🙂
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Melissa, I think we should do the poll all over again….do a seperate one for front and back one……that would make it kind of easier. 😀 or harder?
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Oh, THAT pole!! I knew it was one of them. 🙂
#notaslipatall
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My vision has been damaged by the numerous viewings! I never noticed your pole or was is Alex´s LOL
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Whiteo-u-t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Okay, I voted for #1 and the Steve strut.
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I can´t believe #1 is in the lead!? I voted for #9, because that a$$ is filling the screen so nicely 😉 but #2 and #4 are very close 2nd.
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sorry…..dyslexia is a B….
I’m talking about Ralph Lauren polo shirt.
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Well this was hard they all look awesome. How bout no cargo pants instead some tight jeans?
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Ok, I voted for & because that walk killers me…..
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Best. Pole. EVAH.
😉
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Oh you guys! I voted for #1, the package enters the room a good five minutes before the man does. Holy moley.
And ladies, there most certainly is a POLE in the whiteout gif – if you missed it, that’s because it’s covered with a sock.
(How do you suppose they kept the sock from falling off? Double-sided tape? Bobby pins?)
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OK, I was hoping that someone else would ask these questions, but now I have to:
1. Why wouldn’t the Whiteout streakers also keep their b@lls warm in the sock too?
2. Are we seeing exposed b@lls? What can you see? Yes, I’m a perv.
3. Are we happy to know there is no manscaping below the belt?
4. Tanlines anyone? Hot d@nm, those are hot tan lines!
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I am horrified!!! manscaping below the belt is mandatory.
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Well, he did say he wasn’t perfect. Now we know why. I noticed that in FEED too. Definitely needs the lower manscaping, but with him, I’d forgive it.
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I feel stupid or at the very least uninformed…of course I have been out of the dating pool for 17 years (and I obviously do not watch enough p0rn)…but do men really manscspe THERE???!!! NotMcG would never be UP for that!!!
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Yes, they do….but not like waxed down bare, just trimmed down good so it doesnt look like a screencap from a 80’s porno.
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One question Anr3ea…..have you voted yet? 😀
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Andr3a…on a more serious note
We have unfortunately not yet done a study on the use of these type of socks…..will have to get back to you on all your questions 😀
And I also think those tanlines are so cute, but totally out of charater for a guy that has been living on Antartica for a few months…. 😆
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Maybe this can help a bit……
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If you are wondering about the sensored manbits in the Whiteout gif, it was just incase someone´s eyes would´ve wondered to the wrong crotch. This way only Alex´s in to be enjoyed. I think they all wore socks.
Tanlines? What tanlines? Try to stay focused!
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i was worried about the balls too how they fit in that sock, but i thought it was to pervert :p but since someone else brought it out the topic guess i could do some more thinking about the balls :p
i thought the manscaping was ok, imagine it with no hair at all…
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Great post, Paula. Are we voting for the actual pants or the pic with Alex in them? Tough choice. I like the black cargoes so voted for number 3; also because that pic had guns, too 🙂 Close second is number 1: strut and ‘discussion’ with Danny (love the sneak peak of Danny’s arms flapping about).
The Whiteout scene……. whoa baby….
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This was so HARD…so I had to sit on this POLE…I mean poll for a LONG, LONG time….I had to scroll UP and DOWN many times…my indecision caused my heart to THROB…I even SWALLOWED a couple of COCKtails in hopes it would help me decide…even with such DEEP thoughts, I failed to COME up with an answer…so I said SCREW it…I’m going to choose more than one…#1 for the front view (that package is in a whole other time zone!!) and #6 for the back view (that nice, round, beautiful a$$ fills out those cargos sooo good!!)….*sigh*…I need a cigarette now (I don’t even smoke!!)
Oh and thank you, thank you, thank you for the Whiteout gif…that made my day…F*CK…it made my year!!!
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Thoroughly enjoyed your comments!
I am sure you chose #6, just because it is in the bedroom!! 😛
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You know me well!!..maybe we are the same person FOYeur!!!!
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Canadagirl….my “mind twin” on the other side of the world!!
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There a photo of Alex walking between parked cars carrying a grocery bag. His hair in a mowhawk (hair piece ?). His jeans were very low and pubes hair was visible. I thought about it and wanted to go on a site and question lack of manscaping. I felt like a Muggle in the land of the name you didn’t say, therefore I never went on a site. Glad other people notice this, and now I don’t feel like perv….
That night when I went to bed, and since he wasn’t standing in my room to question him why he had that much pubes hair. The thought was maybe Australian men don’t manscape. Maybe this didn’t bother other women he has been with, and maybe they didn’t care.
Life goes on. I’m still a fan.
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You’re talking about the Happy Trail. We NEED the happy trail! So long as it doesn’t end in a forest.
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Well, couldn´t that be sort of foreplay, going through that jungle with a “machete” , think about how much time you could spend there…teasing 😉 I would leave the happy trail untouched. It looks perfect!
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Paula, no machete near that presious place. You might just damage things beyond repair!! 😆
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Not the happy trail!!!! Who doesnt’ love a happy trail? when I speak of manscaping I am refering to things further down the trail. The happy trail should never ever lead to an inpenatratable forest. Did i spell that right?
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Tink, I would agree with you that none of us need a Rapunzel there to find our way. 😀
And I also do not want to kiss Rapunzel for that matter. 😛
But I truly do not see anything even close to that on that run…the man has got dark hair…thats all
The man is perfect as he is!!
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Westy, I call it “The Highway to Heaven” 🙂
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EYoung, If you are referring to this picture https://alexoloughlinintensestudy.files.wordpress.com/2012/07/aol_120501_03.jpg?w=300&h=572
I have totally disagree with you. There is nothing here to be scaped in my opinion.
In fact, I totally stared at that picture for much longer than needed and specifically that spot, thinking of the promise of what that little glimps of hair gave me…….towards some of the glory that must lie below it…. 😉
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FOYeur…here we go again…thinking exactly alike…I too love the dark path that leads to the promised land!!!
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Those pants were really hanging very very low……..that promised land was not far away at all….sigh!!
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It should be illegal to walk around like that. Ajigkkljhihfdhklj {{shudder}}
I hate him and his pretty face and his happy trail
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FOYeur,,,not to labour the point….there was another picture in this group which I was referring to.
Thank you. Point made point taken.
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The cargo pants are GREAT but the 9 and a half inch SOCK Rules and hey who stole my icon the little blonde lady with the whip is ME hehheh
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O Thee mou (Oh, my God), sorry for the greek, einai toso megali, terastia, endiaposiaki. In english it’s so big, huge, spectacular.
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Love the sound of Greek, especially megali 😀
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This poll died way too soon! Not enough people voted! I can´t believe the kisses beat the cargos 😉
How do we get the pantsless poll done, do we have anything else than the Shield chair scene for that one…. oh yes, the Feed. Ok, a new poll coming 😀
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TOF?
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Oh I see, you are thinking different pantslessnes, I was going for the full moon moments 😀
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The was no full moon in Shield, was there….did I miss it? 😀
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Not of Alex, I don’t think???. Pretty sure we got a full view of the police officer he was ‘with’ mind you….
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And I think even that moon, was from her body double….I read somewhere that one was used for her (don’t know if it is true?)
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A butt model? Awesome.
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Any kind of pantlessness will do! Not sure how many examples of the kind of pantlessness you are thinking of there would be 🙂
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Think some have more “action” than others 😛
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I would take any pantsless moment there are, but the under covers won´t be as thrilling. Do I need to start photo shopping his pants off…
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Now there’s a chance for your imagination to run wild….
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Yes, my imagination can be a scary place…. 😀
Might be to wild for our age rating on here
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Paula ……What tragic skiing accident in the Alps at Christmas
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I would love to write a fictitious story about the Tragedy in the Alps, however I fear some would still think of it as a real life document. So holding back for a while longer 😉
PS I´m not exactly aware of any accident, but Alex mentioned himself that after only a day on the slopes, he was forced to stay inside with an ice-pack on his knees. But that was probably not due to any accident, just old joints hurting after exercise 😀 Just to make things clear. My accident comment in the story was completely fictitious!
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When you first mentioned the AITA, I thought you were referring to the incident which will result in a little baybee soon!
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Westy FTW…… 😆
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You know, I was thinking that maybe someone might think of that connection. Luckily the time frame doesn´t match baybee´s start 😉
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I think it was ice on his hips not his knees. I only correct you because I have a feeling a story involving his hips will be even more fun than one involving his knees 😉
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Yes that´s right. I knew the knees didn´t sound right but couldn´t remember it was actually that close to the baby making machine 😉 So it was kinda tragic accident after all, maybe skiing didn´t have anything to do with the ice on hips 😉
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The Whiteout vid?
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Andrea, what do you mean by Whiteout vid?…..
Do we need to redo the run on a different post… :smile:?
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Sorry, my fault, I put the comment in the wrong place #technodinosaur. I meant to put it under Paula’s comment about examples of pantlessness (even if it’s from the front and he’s running quickly across the screen LOL). We can always have another look at that vid/gif, mind you 🙂
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I just thought you were helping us find a new reason to post it again. 😛
I am sure Paula’s got different versions of it….I have at least two, 🙂
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Maybe the next one should be the joyfull sock only…enlarged 😀
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Definitely #6. Too bad the “sock” picture wasn’t included. I would’ve voted for that one 1000% 😋🧦
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