“Undressing” Steve (No1) – Episode 3:14

Steve’s clothing – The subject of intense discussion by fangirls! I know we are shallow, but who watches for the plot anyway :wink:.

We decided to take a closer look at what we see and discuss it in a little bit more detail. We are starting a series of talks about one of our / your favorite subjects – “Undressing Steve“. We know that Alex looks great in just about anything he wears (or not wear). This is just our commentary to maybe let the wardrobe department rethink what they give this gorgeous creature to wear. This is all just for fun …….

Episode 3:14 (Hana I Wa ‘Ia)

Timeframe:

  • The entire episode happens during the course of a day.

Requirements:

  • A court appearance
  • A normal days’ police work – running, chasing, flying…. well flying a helicopter of course.

We start of the day with Steve in full dress uniform, attending Danny’s custody hearing (swoon):

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FOYeur: Why oh why haven’t we seen this man in uniform more often. It took them 53 episodes to find a reason to put him back in Dress Blues again. We last saw him in it at Meka’s funeral in Mana’o (Episode 1:08) – also for Danny’s sake, I might add  :grin: . He is a Navy SEAL after all, surely they could have found a reason for him to wear it again earlier – maybe just somewhere in the whole of Season 2! (One quick sidenote – the person who dressed him in this uniform definitely did a far better job, than the person who squeezed him into that tux for Episode 3:11…….just saying  :smile: ).

LaHagela: Lt. Comm. Steven J. McGarrett would never leave the house without a 3 minute shower or having his tie on straight! Ever……This scene with him and Danny and the tie…..simply exists to make the McDanno shippers happy!

FOYeur: I know, the loose tie thing was nice for the script and Steve doesn’t see the use of wearing a tie in Hawaii, but him (Mr Perfect Navy SEAL) wearing his tie that sloppy? It made for a nice scene between him and Danny, but it doesn’t really fit Steve’s character for me.

Next scene with Steve in the Governor office (We don’t see the Governor often enough either…….).

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FOYeur: Very casual clothing for a meeting with the Gorvernor……obviously he changed his clothes on his way from the courthouse……WHY?  It would have been great if we could see him in the uniform, meeting with the big guy. They really could have stretched out the beauty of dressed up Steve, for just a little while longer. (Of course all we can think of when seeing him in uniform, is getting him out of it as quickly as possible…..but that is besides the point  :razz: ).

LaHagela: Did he change in a phone booth? How did he get changed so quick? Did he wear his cargo’s and t-shirts under his uniform?  I love him in v-necks…love, and glad it is something other than blue….thanks for switching it up wardrobe!!

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FOYeur: I know most of the fangirls love the new white pants. I do not really fancy them that much. I know they look great from the front, hugging his thighs very nicely *sigh*. My problem starts when we get a view from the back….

A ass no-no

FOYeur: And right there is my problem. I am a ass-girl, nice perky tight ass, showing itself of in nice fitting pants…..somehow that moves me deeply. (shallow, I know :grin: ) I definitely do not fancy this, ‘What is going on here?’ look, that we are getting……

LaHagela:  What is up with the ass in those pants?  His ass is just way to high and tight {{shudder}} for the cut of the rear and the placement of those pockets.  Do you think he looked in the mirror and asked the wardrobe girls “does my ass look fat in these?”

And back at the Five-0 offices:

Modelling Steve....

FOYeur: You see, no complaints of the front view……look how nicely he is modeling for us :smile:. I am wondering about the colour of the shirt they chose for this episode. Can’t recall seeing him in the green/grey shirt this season (I will have to re watch maybe – any excuse is a good one, right?). They did leave out the overshirt for this episode – great!. I am still making my mind up about the high-cut v-neck. Is it the best choice for him to wear?

Chasing some villains:

FOYeur: Even doing some rolls on the grass in these white pants seems to leave no marks :grin: . The man surely knows how to keep his pants clean.

At the end of very very long day, after a few chases, raids and hunting Wo-Fat in a helicopter, Steve is enjoying quiet sunset at home with Danny and the Governor:

Goofy Steve

FOYeur: At least the wrinkled pants shows that he must have been wearing them for a whole day.

LaHagela: Did he change his shirt? It looks green now. And this picture is making me giggle because he looks like he’s about to raise his arms and do that goofy (but God damn sexy) dance he does.  Come on Steve/Alex shake that ass for us….you know you want to!

FOYeur: (Giggle) I think it is the deference in lighting that they use for different scenes, that keep changing the colour of the shirt, I saw it happen with the ones Chin is wearing as well this season (Or maybe the wardrobe department, just switches them around from day-to-day when shooting :grin: )

This is us, “Undressing Steve” for this episode of Hawaii Five-0. Please feel free to share your views on the matter  We’ll see you next time, with which ever episode we draw from the hat to review. And remember, it just for fun……..

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56 responses to ““Undressing” Steve (No1) – Episode 3:14

  1. Karen

    Sigh…. Thud….. smelling salts, please, anyone????

  2. I love this! Keep these posts coming!

    • FOYeur

      If we could do one every day, we would :grin:
      It is an inspiring subject….only 58 more episodes to go. :razz: and then of course the new once….

  3. I don’t care what he wears but your right about the color of shirts they change color in mid episode lol

  4. LindaSue

    I just knew this was going to be a great post as soon as I read the title. Keep up the fun, ladies …… as well as the wonderful pics! I will be looking forward to one that features the tan cargo pants.

    • FOYeur

      LindaSue, I am glad you like the title. For me it always has to say something fun about what is coming…..with a little twist of course. :grin:

  5. I am TeamNewWhitePants, though I don’t think they’re perfect. Having had my own discussions about the fit of the pants, we decided it’s because of the size of his bum and thighs the waist is probably a bit too big. As he moves, the pants shift down and then look baggy in the seat. Maybe Alex wanted pants that gave him a little more wiggle room in the crotch area. lol. But there are also times, when he’s standing that the pants fit perfectly and that’s probably just when he has them pulled up to where they should be.

    Really it’s wardrobe being lazy (again) about making sure of the proper wear of the pants. They need to tailor the seat of the pants or bring the waist in a little. Lord knows he still needs the room in the thighs.

  6. Sam

    I just love you guys so much. This post just made my day! Thank you!

    The verdict about the white pants is still not in. My favorites are the tan and the gray cargo pants; they are really hard to beat. ;-) Even though I REALLY enjoy the front view of the white one. Sigh.

    I’m sure Steve left his tie like that on purpose to give Danny a distraction. He would NEVER wear his uniform like that. Ever.

    Speaking of uniform, can we please, please get him in Dress Whites? Please?! Of course only because then we would have seen every uniform. That’s the only reason I’m asking for it. :-)

    • FOYeur

      So Sam what you are saying is that the untidy tie was “stratigic ops” from Steve – distracting Danno from the problem at hand.
      I like that solution it somehow makes me feel better about the tie thing. :smile:

      Definitely those whites need to make an appearance soon. I think it would have been perfect for Epi 3:11 (better than the tux) – it would have given more of “An Officer and a Gentleman” feeling to the scene.

  7. so true for the tie, LaHagela – it’s just for the McDao shippers, as so many things in this season (yuck!, btw).
    And white pants – it seems to me that they are at least one size bigger than the rest of the pants for Steve
    So, one more perfect article from you, girls – keep it up!

    • FOYeur

      I does look as if the white pants are a bit bigger.
      We will investigate as we move onto other episodes with same pants and different colours. Maybe we see the faults with the white pants easier than with the others? Just as we see the good stuff better with the white pants as with the other.

  8. Oh man, you’re so right, can you imagine the fight with the gov if he was still in uniform?

  9. buttercup

    I love you guys for making every day special with some very nice new pics and perfect comments! I’m an addict, on the AOL drug;-)! For me, the polo shirts are my fav, any color it doesn’t matter! With pants I’d vote for the grey cargo (the season 3 new cargo style beats everything! Thight everywhere! And don’t we love it, when he pulls his hipholster up to put the pants back in the right place – know what I’m talking about;-)) Anyway,they can put him in white ones once a while, just for fun!

    • FOYeur

      Buttecup, that hipholster hitch is definitely a favourite attaction among the fangirls….gets a standing ovation from the ovaries every time. :grin:

  10. very astounding observations – again ;) keep it up! not so much a fan of the new white argos myself. Loved the grey not-so-tight ones in s1.

    • FOYeur

      Gretchen, let us know if there is a spesific episode you would like comments on….maybe we can put it in the hat for a next review.

  11. LaHagela (The Tinkler)

     
     
    Just to clairify, I have no issue with the McDanno shippers. I actually think it’s kinda cool that TPTB know that there is a part of the fandom that is into that, and they throw them a little something in almost every episode.  Gotta play to your audience.
    Now if only that part of the fandom that wants nearly nude McG would get their wish on a weekly basis (whilst not in a scene pandering to the McDanno shippers) that would be awesome to….damn
    network TV and their rules about nudity and cursing. 
    To bad the show isn’t on FX……cos’ The Shield was on FX…and you all know what memorable moment that show provided us Alex fans with.
     

    • I decided that his seatbelt is what messed up his tie… on the drive over to the courthouse… of course no one thinks McG can’t put his tie on straight, SEALs are all about attention to details. It was perfect when he left the house.

      But the sudden change from being in uniform & then running out in uniform to being in the obviously super important can’t wait meeting with the Governor in his normal clothes made me :( They should have left him in the uniform in that scene. Maybe they felt it would have been too disrespectful to have the Gov. lie to him while he’s in uniform, and they need to have the Gov. be on the side of good (or at least appear to be) for the time being. Show does weird little stuff like that.

      • FOYeur

        I just think they did all filming of the scenes in the Gov. office in one day……and that was not the day he dressed up for the court filming. :grin:
        Must be difficult to dress him in the Blues, if it took them 53 episodes to get there again. :razz:

  12. If I had my preference, I’d prefer him in the dress pants from 2.02 :)

    • FOYeur

      The only reason why I sometimes wish Alex played Danny….he wears the dress pants all the time. But hey, we gotta work with what we get….. :grin:
      Tight fitting jeans like the ones Chin used to wear also works for me. I see in this episode that Chin’s pants looks just as bad from behind now.
      I know it is the new fashion thing…..but I am “old” and came from a era where pants used to fit tightly and of course higher around the hips. *sigh*

    • buttercup

      Yeah, I loved that ep too! He looked so sexy in those darkblue pants and later in he’s wearing jeans and running in those jeans, omg, can we do a running poll, pleeeeeeease? He’s even freaking sexy when he’s chasing sb.! And the scene with Lori in the cooffeshop, he’s killing me everytime I watch it, if I had that man opposite me at a table, …..!

  13. First I want to say how much I love this topic and you both are hilarious and very observant. :) I love Steve in his uniform and if he showed up on screen in his navy whites…well, I may need resuscitated. I agree, his tie probably got messed up by his seat belt, and it did provide us with a cute McDanno moment. I have no problem with McDanno as long as it doesn’t go too far. I am a huge fan of the white pants, however, they do sag at times in the rear. I think ESS is right, he had to get them bigger to fit his massive thighs.
    It is a bonus that he has to hitch them up more often…yeah, baby :) My favorite cargos are the tan ones and I love him in green shirt. He did have a pair of green cargos last season that were very FOY fitting. There is a screen cap of Chin looking as if he is pointing to the FOY while they were HQ. I think there’s another in the interrogation room where he is jutting his pelvis forward with his arms crossed….I love it when he does that :P HE NEEDS TO DO AN UNDERWEAR PHOTO SHOOT 8O . I need to find out what epi this was. It had to be early in the season because I can hardly watch most of the later episodes. I am really rambling, sorry, this is just such a wonderful topic. ;) Maybe the writers could do have a “dress like a coworker day ” bit and Steve could wear dress pants and dress shirt and Danny a tee and cargos. YUMMY.., not gonna happen, but I can fantasize about it , right?!

    • FOYeur

      There is a ‘DeFOYbrilator’ available, that has been developed by some of the UK ladies for those resuscitation moments that we all sometimes need. When needed, just call them… :razz:
      We will have to think long and hard about some of the S2 episodes for review and I will most probably have to do them solo, because Tink refuses to watch them. :sad:
      You are welcome to suggest a episode for review. We might move it up on the list.

      • The episode was 2.09 “Identity” This is the epi where he does his dance on the gag reel. (I think??) He was in a blue v neck (shocking, I know) and there is a great shot of his ass in the hotel room with the victim’s girlfriend. He’s got on his kevlar and thigh holster…BONUS! He wears the same thing the whole ep, but he looks DAMMM GOOOD!!!

        • buttercup

          !Oh yes, he just had all the supercool McG moves in that ep, just watched it tonight, didn’t have anything else to do ;-)

        • buttercup

          You saved my day, thanks lurxgirl! Now I can go to sleep and have sd!

          • Your welcome, I have no RL right now and have lots of time to ponder on these things. Hope they are sweet Alex dreams :) I will not be sleeping for several hours, but hope to have them myself.

        • FOYeur

          Now you all have me going…..I haven’t watched anything S2 in ages. Will have to watch and see what the potencial is for a “Undressing Steve” review. :smile:

          • He wasn’t god awful skinny in this ep. HIs eyes were still very bright (from piercing blue to gorgeous green) and his cheeks weren’t all hollow. And most of all, his A$$ was A.MAZ.ING! If it matters, I don’t think Lori was in it much either. #NoH8 #Justsayin

            • buttercup

              Lurxgirl, you were right, he still looked fairly healthy in this ep! What really tipped me over the edge was ep19 the diamand ep with his sister, he looked ghostly the whole ep and in the end, when he eats the salty cake, and I knew he would be away for a few eps, I could barely hold my tears and the music was awkward too! It is really a joy for our eyes to see him in s3 all healthy and meaty again! BTW, what about a STEVEEATING POLL;-)

        • I think I know that moment of well fitting pants. I did love it myself and have done the gif (it might be in our cargos poll). Was it when Steve cracked a joke about the motel room to Danny, something like “I wonder if it comes with black mold” :D

          • YES! I just looked at the poll again :lol: (that always makes me laugh) and it is #6. I think I even voted for that one back then. Thanks for giving me a reason to re visit it.

  14. SueB

    I thought I was the only one who did not like the white pants!

  15. And I thought I was the only one who thought the tux was too tight!! You girls brighten up my day, thank you.

    • buttercup

      The tux was definitly too tight (but the scene was stunning anyway), so we really want to see him in that white summer uniform (isn’t it summer in Hawaii the whole year, so why don’t they put him in that white uni?)

  16. Lexy McLoughlin

    I’m in agreement with the love for this group and our fav subject matter. After my well woman exam yesterday, mammo today and a work slammed week, I can open twitter to such joy and thought provoking discussion on AOL and what he’s wearing and why. As long as he is there for the enjoyment, I don’t care what they put him in, I’ll like it. You are all the best and so glad I get shipping now.

    • FOYeur

      Glad we could bring some joy to your day!!
      And we all learn new terms every day. It is like school, just way better – Alex better! :smile:

  17. I luvre you, ladies! Thanks for the fun, fun, fun dialog!

  18. I hate in when RL gets in the way and makes me late for the party!! AND WHAT A PARTY IT IS…such a fabulous theme and a magnificent guest of honor!!!
    I’m so thrilled with this post…you know how I LOVE to talk about what he’s wearing or shouldn’t be wearing (such as shirts and pants)!! Speaking of pants…if he HAS to wear them I’m all for the white ones. Yes, it would be great if they fit tighter on that marvelous ass…but I forgive pants because they more than make up for it by the way they hug his massive thighs and for how they fit so snuggly across his obviously huge manhood. *sigh*
    I agree that we need to see Steve wear white more often. It would be SO.AMAZING to see him in his dress whites…or even a white dress shirt…or a white t-shirt…or a (very) short white robe… or a (very) small white towel…or (are you sitting down?) tighty whities….OH GOD…just thinking about that makes my heart race..and makes me tingle in all the right places…oh my…I think it’s time for a cold shower…A.VERY.COLD.SHOWER!!!

    • FOYeur

      Nobody is ever late for a party here……In the words of Mick: “It is a thril ride that never ends!”
      He rocks white……we need more white!!

  19. Aloha :) Okay I admit – I had a true fun reading this one :) To be honest I love the most, when Alex runs around the set with white shirt and black kevlar :D And what he should have on his sexy ass? I’m cargo girl – I love these ones what they let him dress in season 3 :) And I agree with ESS since I like white pants of Steve’s – they don’t always look bad on this firm ass of Alex – it all depends on this, how he wears them and to be honest? Since I know how perfect butt he has, I don’t have such a huge problem when they slid down a bit and you don’t see every curve of his ass :) Then I let my imagination to play a bit :) LOL Besides I’m sporty girl, so I do love every single sport clothes he dressed – like shorts when he runs, or the one when he swims or surf :) And since I’m army girl :) I’m addicted to camo uniform of Steve’s along with the Dress Blues :) And since I’m McDanno shipper to the core, do I have to mention, that it moves me, that twice from these few scenes, when he walks around dressed like that, he did it for Danno? *swoon* :)

    So yeah I had a lot of fun reading this one so mahalo :) xxx

    • FOYeur

      Thanks Domi, I also let my imagine complete the picture and then I can live with it again. But sometimes that look of a doodoo in the pants, just spoils all my fun all the way :grin:
      We haven’t seen him in camo as much as we should. How many times has it been? Two times maybe? Is it even that much?…..He looks so great in it! I vote for more camo……

      • Definitely, I have no idea why they don’t give us more scenes like this – okay I know it’d bring some Navy stuffs to tell, but again, he’s a SEAL, he supposes to show up on some training I guess time to time, right? Oh for me he can even walk in camo around the house :) I don’t care – as long as he’s dressed in and look so f**cking sexy gorgeous that I try to control my breath and still, no matter what I land on the carpet and admire the view from that angle LOL ;)

  20. I love this post. Definitely can’t wait for the next one. This was so much fun. And who doesn’t want another reason to stare at him and examine him intensely? Loved the commentary, too. :)

    I can’t wait for Monday–if that’s when he’s wearing the shorts. Why do they wear pants so much in Hawaii? I do wish he wore jeans more often, though. A nice Henley would be good. He could steal one of Chin’s and we could have a Mick flashback–but it better be unbuttoned so we can see the chest hair. ;)

    You should do an “Undressing Mick” series, too. Yummy.

  21. FOYeur

    Thanks Lorraine.
    I did I photo series on Mick’s clothing …you can find it in one of the albums on our FB page and also on my Pinterest boards. I unfortunately lost steam on it a bit when we started ‘Intense Study’ and only did the first few episodes. I would love to continue it ….maybe in a bit more fun way. His clothes as Mick facinated me.
    I actually also have a story in my head named “The Henleys who died”…..hope I will get the inspiration to put it into words soon…..

  22. Just rewatched episode 2.09. I think it would be worth reviewing. SHIRTLESS IN BED WITH VERY CLINGY SWEATPANTS. Ok, I promise, *fingers crossed behind back* I will stop posting about this. ;)

  23. heymomo

    Ladies!! Love this post and hope it becomes a regular series!! Can you do the pants in 2.02 next? :)

  24. buttercup

    I’ve seen 3.15 promo, the white cargos are coming up again!! And a roundneck shirt (sb really should put him in a polo again, just for me!) Besides the clothes, have you noticed his enormous back and upper body muscles (so much meat, yummy;-) )and his arms with those huge guns, he has that wonderful killer body!

  25. buttercup

    He even does the tongue thing in the promo, can’t wait for monday, it’s gonna be a feast ;-)

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